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Republicans Divided Over Saving the SAVE Act [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 March 2026 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/27/2026 6:26:15 PM PST by John Semmens

Everyone knows Democrats cheat in elections. Many illegal immigrants say "President Biden invited us to come to America. When we did he took care of us. He gave us places to live, food, cell phones, all the good things that are available to people in America. They offer to register us to vote when we get a driver's license. They help us get absentee ballots. They even fill out the ballots for us. We would be ungrateful if we didn't cast these votes for them."

Leading Democrats, like Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer, oppose the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) Act and concoct absurd arguments contending that "so many people aren't able to obtain voter IDs." Minorities are presumably not smart enough to visit the Department of Motor Vehicles to get licenses for their IDs and be registered to vote like illegal migrants can. Women who changed their names when they got married and have been voting for years using their driver's license with their new names as their ID will presumably be disenfranchised.

Large majorities of Americans, 75% to 85% favor requiring voter IDs to ensure that their votes aren't canceled out by ballots cast by persons ineligible to vote, like non-citizens, or ballots cast in the names of person no longer living, or persons who never really existed. President Trump and a majority of Republicans want to prevent bogus votes from being cast. However, some Republicans aren't convinced we need the SAVE Act to keep elections from being stolen.

Senate Majority Leader John Thune (R-SD) says "we can't use the strategy of requiring Democrats who want to filibuster the SAVE Act to actually talk until they've exhausted their available time and then vote on the Act because we have other important business to conduct."

One of these other important businesses was the annual Senate parade of pet dogs hosted by Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC). Now that this parade has been conducted, surely we can proceed to the talking filibuster option. "Not so fast," says Thune. "I ask every Senator to consider the fact that every one of them was elected to the office they now hold without having the protections provided by the SAVE Act. Are they all so sure that an election untainted by fraudulent votes would result in them retaining their current seats? Do they want to gamble that a fair election is in their best interest?"


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; electionfraud; satire; saveact; thune

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1 posted on 02/27/2026 6:26:15 PM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 02/27/2026 6:27:11 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“……because we have other important business to conduct.”
WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SAVING OUR COUNTRY???!!!


3 posted on 02/27/2026 6:31:38 PM PST by Donbue
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To: John Semmens

The GOPee can’t even add much less divide.


4 posted on 02/27/2026 6:32:52 PM PST by Paladin2 (YMMV)
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To: John Semmens
As was predicted in late November 2024, there is only one absolute certainty about the GOP in the 2nd Trump presidency...
The traditional GOP circle jerk will absolutely be maintained to protect the GOP status quo as a bunch of backstabbing backbenchers...

Just as they did in 2017-2020, the number one job for the GOP will be to make sure that this non-GOP interloper, Donald Trump, will fail to set America on a path to restoration of the Constitutional Republic...

The “Save America Act” would be the linchpin to that path, and, therefore, it must not be allowed to disrupt the status quo...

5 posted on 02/27/2026 6:39:09 PM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is rabble-rising Sam Adams now that we need him? Is his name Trump, now?)
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To: Donbue

Well, there was the annual Senate parade of pet dogs hosted by Sen. Thom Tillis...


6 posted on 02/27/2026 6:52:26 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: John Semmens

Those few RINOs/Assistant Democrats/Vichy Americans holding the future of liberty hostage for selfish reasons best have nice places overseas to move to should they hand power back to the Communist Party by failing to pass the SAVE Act.

The circumstances of having the Administration, both branches of the Legislature plus a barely right-leaning Supreme Court won’t likely happen again, so those corrupt wobblers better take an ass-kicking from their masters on this ONE THING or forever be remembered as the men who failed their nation when it most needed them to do right.

Procedures, amendments and dog shows be damned.


7 posted on 02/27/2026 9:40:04 PM PST by MikelTackNailer
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To: MikelTackNailer

That’s only if the truth isn’t edited out of the history books by communists or Islamic fanatics.


8 posted on 02/27/2026 10:12:04 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
"Many illegal immigrants say 'President Biden invited us to come to America. When we did he took care of us. He gave us places to live, food, cell phones, all the good things that are available to people in America. They offer to register us to vote when we get a driver's license. They help us get absentee ballots. They even fill out the ballots for us. We would be ungrateful if we didn't cast these votes for them.'"

I seriously doubt biden gave them anything that belonged to him but rather gave them things that were not his to give.
9 posted on 02/28/2026 12:23:08 AM PST by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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