Some Highlights from the Minnesota Chaos [semi-satire]

Desperate to generate events that will help push the fraud scandal out of the current news, Gov. Tim (D) and Mayor Jacob Frey (D) have been goading folks to continue their efforts to impede ICE's enforcement activities. Some of these efforts include:

At an ICE traffic stop, agents attempted to arrest Julio Cesar Sosa-Celis, an illegal alien from Venezuela with previous arrests and convictions. Sosa-Celis resisted arrest, fled in his car and was pursued by one of the ICE agents. After Sosa-Celis crashed into another car he attempted to flee on foot, and was tackled by the ICE agent. During the scuffle two men from a nearby apartment joined in the struggle battering the ICE agent with a snow shovel and a broom handle. The ICE agent used his pistol to defend himself and shot Sosa-Celis in the leg. The three men fled into the apartment where they were later apprehended. Mayor Frey condemned ICE's "attempt to arrest this peaceful immigrant," but praised his restraint, saying "shooting the man in the leg is what the ICE agent who shot Renee Good in the face should've done instead."

Gov. Walz's efforts to encourage high school students to assemble and join the protest against ICE went awry when a brawl broke out among them outside the school. Things seemed to be going well as one student leader urged the students "to confront the ICE invaders who are terrorizing our neighborhoods and putting our safety on the line." Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison praised the students for their "courage in the face of Renee's martyrdom." Once they got to the state capitol the students began fighting among themselves.

Part of the "resistance" against ICE entailed the looting of an FBI vehicle. Weapons and documents containing FBI names were taken. Later, Raul Gutierrez, a member of the Latin Kings criminal gang, was arrested for stealing a rifle. Videos taken by independent journalists assisted the ATF officers who made the arrest. Walz lamented "this undesirable meddling from amateurs. The professional and accredited journalists are backing our efforts to resist the ICE invasion and defend our foreign-born guests from their harassment."

Anti-ICE protesters hassled a man driving a Chevrolet Suburban because the vehicle looks like the kind of vehicles ICE agents are driving. A female protester noticed "he has a lot of camera equipment in the trunk." At another location anti-ICE protesters vandalized a car they thought was being used by ICE agents by spray painting "the only good agent is a dead one" and breaking one of the vehicle's windows. Frey observed that "while the sentiment in paint expresses a violent thought, I am pleased to see that no one was shot and no fires were set. That's an improvement over what the George Floyd protesters did a few years back. I have to commend their restraint under the severe provocation ICE has inflicted on our city."

An indication that the protests may not represent genuine local opinions stems from the presence of so many paid professional protesters roaming Minneapolis' streets. Social media commentator Eric Daughtery recognized one that he's found in 100 different protests in many different cities for things like gun control, abortion funding, Palestinian statehood, and donating to ActBlue--the fundraising platform for the Democrat Party. "Well ICE employs paid law-enforcement officers, why shouldn't our local protests be augmented by the assistance of paid professional protesters?" Walz wanted to know.

Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn) disparaged the surge of federal agents into her state, saying "it's creating confusion and chaos. Prior to this invasion amicable arrangements between the Somali community and Gov. Walz's administration enabled a win-win outcome for both parties. Federal moneys the state might not otherwise have obtained were secured for the benefit of all involved."

"First, Somali entrepreneurs received the funding needed to sustain their daycare businesses," she pointed out. "Second, impoverished Somali refugees recived a share of this money by registering their children at these daycare centers. Third, Gov. Walz and other government representatives received a 'finder's fee' share for expediting the paperwork needed to obtain the federal funds."

"Everything was working fine for years until a rogue independant journalist barged in and started asking questions and recording videos," the Congresswoman complained. "Now the Trump Administration has halted the federal funding. The Somali entrepreneurs are facing bankruptcy and possible imprisonment. Even Gov. Walz and I have been mentioned as possible felons. So much unnecessary damage has been done and for what?"

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem answered Omar's question. "Money that was intended to fund genuine needs was siphoned off into the pockets of swindlers," she said. "This criminal abuse of the system unfairly burdens taxpayers. It is one thing to compel taxpayers to help the needy. It is quite another to force them to enrich fraudsters. The fraud must stop and the perpetrators must be punished."

"Well, the so-called fraudsters also have needs," Omar asserted. "Two-thirds of Somali refugees are currently on welfare. The few who tried to escape poverty through investing in daycare will now be thrown back into poverty. On top of this President Trump has revoked the temporary protective status of Somali refugees. This means they will be sent back to the hellhole of Somalia they originally migrated from. It's a widespread tragedy that is totally unnecessary. The US is the richest country in the world. The money lost to fraud won't change that. People are being punished for no good reason."

House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer confirmed Rep. Omar's worst fears, saying that "she is right at the top of our suspect list in this fraud scandal. I wouldn't be surprised to see that her citizenship is revoked as a consequence of the role she has played in this massive scam."

In related news, hundreds of Minnesota government employees have testified "we've been yelling from every rooftop possible about fraud. Few understood or listened to the scale of the problem. Systemic issues mean that someone in leadership is advising or forcing staff to commit wrongdoing. And these leaders will be NAMED."

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I have been watching some guy recently on YouTube showing some of the F around and find out videos.

There are some classics. So many soy boys and pink haired women that are getting a beat down.

Governor Walz and Mayor Frey have unleashed their own version of Maos Cultural Revolution and are encouraging their Red Guard to sow chaos. ICE is apprehending rapists, child sex offenders and murderers all under previous deportation orders, but Walz and Frey keep pushing the lie that ICE is picking up random people off the street including US citizens.

All I know is when liberals and demsoc pols like the laws, its “settled” and they paint protestors as terrorists and law enforcent is upholding the laws, erect “safe zones” and arrest anyone praying/protesting peacefully in them even on noise/disturbing the peace/blocking sidewalk charges...

But when its a law the liberals and demsoc pols like or they are just breaking laws they don’t like, officers are now gestapo, running them over is ok, blocking them is ok, noise disturbing the peace is ok, doxxing them is ok, attacking them physically is ok, hampering their work is ok, arresting the PAID protestors is bad...

Use the non-lethal weapons we used in Venezuela.

Make those violent protesters literally shit their pants!

“shooting the man in the leg is what the ICE agent who shot Renee Good in the face should’ve done instead.”

Too bad we don’t have laws requiring a driver to keep his/ her legs on the dashboard so there is more than just a head to shoot at.

Minnesota Chaos = DCMS

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