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Groundbreaking New Study Finds Islamophobia May Be Partially Caused By Muslims Killing People All The Time
Babylon Bee ^ | 12/16/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/16/2025 1:14:25 PM PST by DFG

CAMBRIDGE — As the nations of the West continue to struggle with understanding how to deal with the spread of immigrants from Islamic countries, a groundbreaking new study found that islamophobia may be at least partially caused by Muslims killing people all the time.

The research project, conducted by an elite group of scientists at the University of Cambridge, discovered that millions of people around the globe have grown wary of Muslims due in large part to the fact that Muslims keep committing horrific acts of murderous violence around the world.

"Yeah, they just keep killing people all the time, and I guess that makes people a little nervous," said Professor Heinrich Glarkenbargen. "While we have been able to confirm a rise in the general fear of the spread of Islam in the West, our data suggests this might stem from Muslim terrorists committing acts of violence and murder pretty much every day over the last several decades."

The team concluded that if Muslims were to stop killing people all the time, the general populace may be far more inclined to be less afraid of them. "The results were clear," Glarkenbargen said. "Out of all the people we surveyed, 100% of them said that they were worried about Muslim migrants because they were afraid of being shot or stabbed or set on fire or blown up. They also said that if Muslims weren't killing people all the time, there wouldn't be as much islamophobia."

At publishing time, the research team was unavailable to comment further due to fleeing for their lives from a Muslim who was trying to kill them.


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KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire

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1 posted on 12/16/2025 1:14:25 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Doncha love the Bee!


2 posted on 12/16/2025 1:19:31 PM PST by BigEdLB (Schiff to GITMO)
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To: DFG

😂


3 posted on 12/16/2025 1:20:32 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: DFG

I’m tired of the constant and meaningless use of “phobia.”

Here’s the definition. There’s nothing irrational about being afraid of people who are taught from birth to hate and kill Christians and Jews. And, basically, anyone not from their immediate family, Imam, tribe, in that order.


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Phobia - Harvard Health
A phobia is a persistent, excessive, and unrealistic fear of an object, person, animal, activity, or situation. It is classified as a type of anxiety disorder, where individuals may either avoid the feared object or situation or endure it with significant distress. Phobias can lead to intense fear and anxiety, often causing individuals to limit their lives to avoid encounters with what they fear. There are many different types of phobias, ranging from common ones like arachnophobia (fear of spiders) to more unusual ones.
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4 posted on 12/16/2025 1:23:00 PM PST by Gen.Blather (Has anyone seen my tagline? ...I know it was here...)
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To: DFG

That is absolutely hilarious—and so TRUE.


5 posted on 12/16/2025 1:27:46 PM PST by bort
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To: Georgia Girl 2

Regarding your tagline: The pistol is an extra magazine for the rifle after you have expended all of your rifle ammo!


6 posted on 12/16/2025 1:31:57 PM PST by MortMan (Charter member of AAAAA - American Association Against Alliteration Abuse)
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To: Gen.Blather

I must agree that “phobia” is not correct. What is a more correct term?
Islamo-averse?


7 posted on 12/16/2025 1:32:59 PM PST by Rio
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To: DFG

Love the bee!


8 posted on 12/16/2025 1:34:23 PM PST by for-q-clinton (ui)
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To: DFG

Take the Muslims at their word when they say they are not here to coexist.


9 posted on 12/16/2025 1:34:24 PM PST by yuleeyahoo (“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!” - the deep-state)
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To: Gen.Blather

The left are realityphobes


10 posted on 12/16/2025 1:36:48 PM PST by for-q-clinton (ui)
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To: DFG

Phobia means fear. What’s an effective way to deal with fear? Learning about what one is fearful of. Islamaphobia? HELL NO. It’s righteous contempt and, yes, not gonna lie, HATRED for an absolutist tyrannical misogynist Judeo Christian hating anti Western racist militaristic theological social order devised by a hashish abusing child molester


11 posted on 12/16/2025 1:37:15 PM PST by Impala64ssa (Laiken Riley and Iryna Zarutska are my daughters. Charlie Kirk is my brother )
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To: DFG

The really odd thing about this whole affair is no one can find any motive for these attacks ...


12 posted on 12/16/2025 1:39:04 PM PST by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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There have been right at 30,000 Muslim terror attacks around the world since 9/11.

30,000. Go look it up.

It’s not an irrational fear. They’re animals.


13 posted on 12/16/2025 1:40:53 PM PST by TheThirdRuffian (Orange is the new brown)
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To: DFG

Bee is a total pile of $h*t.


14 posted on 12/16/2025 2:24:37 PM PST by chopperk
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To: DFG

I’ve always said that Islamophobia is just another term for survival instinct.


15 posted on 12/16/2025 2:40:31 PM PST by circlecity
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To: DFG

Nah! That’s too much common sense from the left.

It was too obvious it was The Bee.


16 posted on 12/16/2025 3:33:00 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
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To: DFG

Glarkenbargen
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lol


17 posted on 12/16/2025 3:36:27 PM PST by Yardstick
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To: DFG

However antisemitism still okay.


18 posted on 12/16/2025 4:23:52 PM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Am Yisrael Chai ~)
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To: DFG

The VAST MAJORITY of Muslims don’t kill people just because they’re a different religion. But it’s the other 50 million or so that make them look bad.


19 posted on 12/16/2025 5:16:07 PM PST by BobL (Trusting one's doctor is the #1 health mistake one can make.)
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To: Gen.Blather
I’m tired of the constant and meaningless use of “phobia.”

Exactly!

20 posted on 12/16/2025 6:04:27 PM PST by Inyo-Mono
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