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New York Released 7,000 Illegal Migrant Criminals [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 December 2025 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/10/2025 8:28:25 AM PST by John Semmens

So far in 2025, the state of New York has released nearly 7,000 illegal migrant criminals from its jails and prisons and set them loose on society. For every one of them ICE had filed active detainers with state authorities. The crimes for which these criminals were incarcerated included attempted murder, thousands of assaults, and hundreds of burglaries, robberies, drug offenses, weapons offenses and sexual predatory offenses. Currently, 7,113 illegal migrants with active ICE detainers are currently being held New York's prisons and jails. The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is demanding they be turned over to them for deportation after they've completed their sentences.

"These are people who are not only in the country illegally, but who have committed additional crimes, including heinous crimes like murder, rape, possession of child pornography, armed robbery, and many others," a cting Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Director Todd Lyons said. "These 7,113 illegal migrants are responsible for a combined 148 homicides, 717 assaults, 134 burglaries, 106 robberies, 235 dangerous drug offenses, 152 weapons offenses and 260 sexual predatory offenses. Virtually all Americans agree that people like this should be swiftly removed from the United States when they leave New York's custody and not be returned to our streets to wreak havoc on law abiding citizens."

New York Attorney General Letitia James refuses to comply with ICE's requests, "because I was elected to get Trump. I wasn't elected to help his goons enforce his crazy immigration policies. New York is a sanctuary state. No state official or officer is permitted to assist any federal effort to enforce its laws against these immigrants no matter how many crimes they may have committed since they entered the country. Do these crimes have a cost? Yes, thousands of residents of the state have been victims of these criminals, but this is the price they must pay for electing me and other Democrats to run things."

In related news, in Oregon, Lincoln County officials are attempting to block ICE agents from renting hotel rooms. County Commissioner Name Not Given explained that "since Gov. Tina Kotek (D) has threatened to investigate and prosecute anyone who assists federal agents who enforce the United States' immigration laws and has authorized $29 million to house illegal immigrants in a hotel near the Portland Airport we feel it would be dangerous and contradictory for us to allow the ICE agents pursuing illegals to stay in our hotels or motels. We need to stay in the Governor's good graces."


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: ice; letitiajames; oregon; satire

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1 posted on 12/10/2025 8:28:25 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

The democrats and their Parasites


2 posted on 12/10/2025 8:44:37 AM PST by butlerweave (Fateh)
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To: John Semmens

So New York idiots are playing hide and seek. Release ‘em all and let the feds find them.

Let the public be damned. In NY much of the populous is disarmed.


3 posted on 12/10/2025 8:45:38 AM PST by George from New England (escaped CT back in 2006)
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To: John Semmens

I don’t see the satire here. I don’t see any semi satire either.


4 posted on 12/10/2025 9:20:13 AM PST by webheart (Notice how I said all of that without any hyphens, and only complete words? )
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To: John Semmens

This number doesn’t include the prisons Cuomo and Hochul have closed the past 5 years. Since 2011, NY State has closed 24 prisons with plans to close more. .


5 posted on 12/10/2025 9:57:06 AM PST by mass55th (“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
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