Posted on 12/02/2025 9:00:11 AM PST by DFG
Rep. Eric “Fang Fang” Swalwell (D-China), not known for being overtly masculine, made a grave error on Monday while trying to mock FBI Director Kash Patel’s manhood and ended up with egg on his face.
Patel came under fire in a recent New York Post article for supposedly running the FBI like a “rudderless ship.”
The piece, authored by Miranda Devine, quoted several anonymous FBI agents in a recent report who trashed Patel’s supposed “lack of experience”, “insecurity,” and “unfortunate obsession with social media.”
FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino also received scathing reviews from active-duty and retired FBI agents.
One allegation that the left immediately seized upon was that Patel supposedly demanded an FBI raid jacket when he arrived at Provo in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk assassination.
According to the report, they found a jacket belonging to a female special agent for him.
After seeing the hit piece, Swalwell decided to take a shot at Patel’s manhood while trashing his supposed lack of focus on stopping domestic terrorism.
“I don’t mind that FBI Director Kash Patel had to wear a women’s (size medium) jacket to cosplay as someone in charge,” Swalwell snarked. “I just wish he’d focus on stopping the rampant domestic terrorism happening on his watch.”
Patel did not take kindly to seeing Swalwell’s tacky tweet and fired back epically and hilariously.
“I was looking for a Youth Large,” Patel fired back. “Domestic terrorism arrests are UP 30% this year — impressive, considering I spent zero days dating a Chinese spy named Fang Fang.”
“Where should I send your women’s medium for date night?”
If one were to compare the physiques of Patel and Swalwell, it would be easy to conclude who looks more masculine, and it’s not Swalwell.
But what really makes Swalwell feminine is his despicable left-wing politics. One would think Patel would have some choice words about this as well.
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Swalwell is a pig— a puke liberal commie hack.
Liberals always make “grave errors” when attempting to mock conservatives. It always backfires. That’s because they have no real sense of humor. Just a mean, hostile and envious spirit.
“I spent zero days dating a Chinese spy named Fang Fang.”
Lol!
Fang Fang ?
♪ She bangs she bangs ♪ ~ William Hung
Swalwell needs the sombrero.
Has the Dims stopped celebrating the National Guard shootings yet?
Swalwell is scum but both Patel and Bongino are corrupt clowns and both should go.
Patel hardly set swallwell ablaze... I would shrug swallwell off like a bug.... your opinion of swallwell is pretty much accurate...he needs a major self perception adjustment.
...I’d say YOU are SCUM unless you can present corruption that we will all agree is crooked ... stop slandering patriotic public servants unless you have evidence, not just hurt feelings that make you whiney every day... ymmv
Both went along with the ruse that there were no files on Epstein (when both knew it was a lie). Patel flies around in private jets to attend his girlfriend’s concerts. He also has taxpayers paying for a swat team for her protection. Both are part of the deep state now.
LOL indeed! Great retort!
Swalwell banged Fang Fang and he gave her tons of classified intel that she in turn gave to Xi..you can take that to the bank. Trust me, she didnt screw him for his body
You post these quips just to prove-out all the subscribers to the “Fight With Kash” channel on Telegram (grifter central).
They are pretty quick to protect their investment.
It’s only a cup of coffee, don’t you know.
I don’t go on Telegram so I have no idea what you are talking about.
FTA: The piece, authored by Miranda Devine, quoted several anonymous FBI agents in a recent report who trashed Patel’s supposed “lack of experience”, “insecurity,” and
“unfortunate obsession with social media.”
Telegram is SM
I liked it better when the FBI Director worked on getting his staff to solve crimes.
I bet Fang-Fang was pegging Swalwell ...
Sounds like a bunch of Fibbie agents took a break from grazing on piles of Sniffin’ Joe’s used Depends, to go after Patel and Bongino...
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