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Zohran Mamdani Horrified To Discover He Now Has A Job
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/05/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/05/2025 11:39:34 AM PST by DFG

NEW YORK, NY — In the wake of his overwhelming election win that signalled a dramatic political shift in the United States, New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani was reportedly horrified to wake up this morning and discover that he now had a job.

The Ugandan-born socialist won a landslide victory on Tuesday over former Governor Andrew Cuomo, Republican Curtis Sliwa, and common sense, only to come to the stunning realization that he would now have to work.

"I didn't think this through," Mamdani reportedly told one of his aides. "I was all excited about the campaign and wanted to win, but I got so caught up in the competition that I didn't stop to think that I would end up, you know, having a job. This is terrible."

Promising handouts and government-provided living necessities built a tremendous following for Mamdani, though he now found himself in the unenviable position of not being able to just sit at home and do nothing like his supporters. "I didn't know I would have to like… do stuff," he complained to his staff. "I figured being mayor was more like an honorary title, like getting the key to the city. Speaking of, since I'm mayor now, are there actual keys to the city? Like, can I get into any place I want now? That would be cool. But, yeah, I really don't want to actually do any work."

At publishing time, Democratic Party officials assured Mamdani that if he were to ever be elected to the U.S. Congress, he could finally have a position where he would never have to work.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; kathyhochul; newyork; newyorkcity; satire; zohranmamdani

1 posted on 11/05/2025 11:39:34 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

LOLOL! That’s a great one. I’m just not convinced it’s satire, though.


2 posted on 11/05/2025 11:42:59 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: DFG
Just saw this one, you beat me.

At publishing time, Democratic Party officials assured Mamdani that if he were to ever be elected to the U.S. Congress, he could finally have a position where he would never have to work.

Bahahahahaha

3 posted on 11/05/2025 11:47:18 AM PST by mykroar ("It's Not the Nature of the Evidence; It's the Seriousness of the Charge." - El Rushbo)
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To: DFG

This reminds me of a friend who always has big, industry disrupting “ideers” as he calls them. He’s working well past retirement age at the same job he started in high school (you read that correctly).


4 posted on 11/05/2025 11:51:43 AM PST by packagingguy
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To: DFG

Just like Obama, he will have hundreds of NGO-trained, foreign multilateral, globalist “experts” there to tell him what to say and do.


5 posted on 11/05/2025 11:53:11 AM PST by PGR88
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To: DFG

Ha!

Perfect. One of the Bee’s best ever.


6 posted on 11/05/2025 11:57:13 AM PST by Capn Hayek (Capital is not responsible for Labor's lack of planning)
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To: DFG

We were fortunate Obama was lazy. Imagine the evil he could have done if he had Trump energy!


7 posted on 11/05/2025 12:04:00 PM PST by Nateman (Democrats did not strive for fraud friendly voting merely to continue honest elections.)
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To: DFG

I bet Big Zo votes himself a pay raise.


8 posted on 11/05/2025 12:09:58 PM PST by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I think it’s more like “Let the looting of the treasury begin!”


9 posted on 11/05/2025 12:38:35 PM PST by citizen (A transgender male competing against women may be male, but he's no man.)
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To: Organic Panic

And aCROWN!


10 posted on 11/05/2025 2:49:09 PM PST by justrepublican (Screaming like a "Vexatious requester" at a Wellstone memorial........)
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