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Pritzker Vows Revenge [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 October 2025 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/18/2025 1:17:32 AM PDT by John Semmens

Grievously irked by the Trump Administration's efforts to enforce immigration laws in his state Gov. JB Pritzker (D-Ill) vows "I will prosecute each and every one of the federal officers--the ICE agents, the FBI agents, the National Guard troops, the Department of Justice attorneys, and whoever else may be in anyway involved in the current terrorist attack by federal agents against immigrants in my state. The crimes they are committing now will be punished when Trump's tyranny ends with my election as president in the 2028 election."

"I have spoken with Illinois Attorney General Kwame Raoul and other Democratic officials about our current and future legal options," the Governor said. "Trump will be term-limited out of office in January of 2029 if he isn't impeached and removed after Democrats retake the majority in Congress in the 2026 elections."

Pritzker went on to "give kudos to all the great Democrats who have supported us in our state's resistance to the ICE invasion. Cory Booker has been terrific. I've already got him on my short list of potential vice-president running mates when I win our Party's nomination for president. The other people standing up for me like Chris Murphy and Gavin Newsom are all going to be under consideration as potential cabinet members in my administration."

US Attorney General Pam Bondi advised Pritzker "not to get ahead of himself. Actively impeding a federal law enforcement officer or operation, as he is doing, is a felony. If he doesn't cease and desist he may find himself disqualified from becoming president by virtue of being a convicted felon. Aside from that, recent polls show him with a 5% voter backing and trailing behind Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, former Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, former Vice-President Kamala Harris and California Governor Gavin Newsom for the 2028 Democratic presidential nomination."

In related news, Mexican drug cartels are targeting Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) officers and have offered bounties of $2,000 for doxing of agents, $5,000–$10,000 for kidnapping or non-fatal assaults on ICE/CBP officers and up to $50,000 for the assassination of high-ranking officials. Pritzker called this development "another good reason for ICE to stop terrorizing sanctuary cities and states. Every officer should be considering whether what they're doing is worth the risk of going to prison or being killed."


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: bondi; ice; illegals; prickster; satire

1 posted on 10/18/2025 1:17:32 AM PDT by John Semmens
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ping


2 posted on 10/18/2025 1:18:28 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Trump has Pritzker going nuts. His recent 1.4 million gambling windfall probably paid for by cartels. Trump probably knows. Pritzker gotta’ perform for the cartels or they will roast him on a spit. Same with Brandon, mayor of Chicago, Karen b ass, Gavin Newsom, rob Bonta, Michelle wu, and all the blue state apologists for ILLEGAL immigration
. Issue is now clear.
U.S. invaded by islamacists, and cartels. Under the radar as needing tolerance. Abetted by clueless white liberal woman, and internet brainwashed teenagers and 20 somethings


3 posted on 10/18/2025 2:25:36 AM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
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To: John Semmens

How does that fat slob get away with insurrection?


4 posted on 10/18/2025 3:02:57 AM PDT by HIDEK6 (God bless Donald Trump )
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To: John Semmens
"I will prosecute each and every one of the federal officers--the ICE agents, the FBI agents, the National Guard troops, the Department of Justice attorneys, and whoever else may be in anyway involved in the current terrorist attack by federal agents against immigrants in my state. The crimes they are committing now will be punished..."


5 posted on 10/18/2025 3:05:37 AM PDT by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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To: John Semmens

Prickster reminds me of the joke about a mouse laying face up on a shingle , floating down river sporting a rare erection, while yelling “Raise the Drawbridge !”

WHo in old eff would vote for this moron?


6 posted on 10/18/2025 3:24:55 AM PDT by Candor7 (Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>) )
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To: John Semmens

And the civil war is on, unless someone steps back.


7 posted on 10/18/2025 3:39:42 AM PDT by popdonnelly (All the enormous crimes in history have been committed by governments.)
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To: John Semmens

Question du jour: WHY in the HELL have Governor Jabba the Governor of ILL in NOISE and “Let’s Go Brandon” the mayor of the city of wind NOT been arrested already?

There is plenty of US Code and other statute to charge them with obstruction, aiding and abetting, and more.

It’s said the DOJ doesn’t bring charges on cases it knows it can’t win. Have the progressives (dementiacrats, socialist, “progressives”… you know, communists) packed the courts THAT well already?

Arrest them anyway. Make the process the punishment. It’s what they do, have done, and are still doing and threatening to do since weaponizing the justice system in their favor time and again.

Use their own tools against them. And Prickster’s the biggest tool they’ve got. Arrest, indict, whittle him down a little bit.

How DID he “win” that million dollars in Vegas anyway?


8 posted on 10/18/2025 4:10:26 AM PDT by normbal (normbal. Non-native Tennessean.)
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To: Getready

“ His recent 1.4 million gambling windfall probably paid for by cartels.”

That’s possible but it’s more likely that someone needs Governor Creosote to approve a permit for another casino.

It’s the Illinois way.

L


9 posted on 10/18/2025 5:42:39 AM PDT by Lurker ( Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.l)
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To: HIDEK6

Don’t know how Pritzker can even imagine himself as president as I sure can’t. Just the thought makes me ill.


10 posted on 10/18/2025 5:43:33 AM PDT by oldtech
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To: normbal

Maybe the question about how he won the money is this: How much did he spend to do it?


11 posted on 10/18/2025 5:47:27 AM PDT by oldtech
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To: oldtech

Isn’t pritzzy boy in violation of Federal Law by aidding and abetting?


12 posted on 10/18/2025 8:02:48 AM PDT by skinny old man (Still lurking and posting after all these years(27 yrs ?)(more ?)(seems like more...))
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To: Candor7

You have to wonder. The vote rigging is probably worse than we think & a long tradition in Chi-town.


13 posted on 10/18/2025 8:21:13 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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To: John Semmens

A few years of J6 style confinement would do Citizen Pritzker a world of good.

The weight lose alone would save him from having a stroke and/or heart attack.


14 posted on 10/18/2025 9:34:42 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again," )
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To: John Semmens

NEEDS TO BE A SPECIAL PROSECUTER APPOINTED TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS POS’S SUPPOSED 1.4M GAMBLING WINNINGS.


15 posted on 10/18/2025 9:43:16 AM PDT by Democrat = party of treason
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To: John Semmens

Who will he get to arrest them?


16 posted on 10/18/2025 9:50:00 AM PDT by DPMD (u)
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To: John Semmens

NO STANDING?


17 posted on 10/19/2025 1:53:34 AM PDT by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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To: HIDEK6

IT IS NOT OVER YET


18 posted on 10/19/2025 1:54:30 AM PDT by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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