Posted on 07/03/2025 12:29:47 PM PDT by DFG
WORLD — Millions of people instantly died today after the Big, Beautiful Bill passed Congress.
Mere moments after the deciding vote was cast, a horrific tragedy played at across the world as throngs of humans immediately dropped dead.
"They tried to warn us," sighed Speaker Mike Johnson, surveying the carnage. "They tried to tell us that this would kill everyone, but we didn't listen. How foolish I was! Curse you, Big, Beautiful Bill!"
At publishing time, death squads had begun hunting down Medicaid patients, just as Democrats had warned.
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Hahah, they are fast. I was thinking the same thing.
Wait for the signature, it will be billions.
Lordy how I live The Bee
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Can I have their Socialist Security checks?
Did they die with TDS, or because of TDS.
Women, children, and minorities hit hardest.
Owls are also falling out of the sky, and whales are turning up dead en mass due to the bill’s passage.
Only those who are over 125 years old.
or buy another cat for $800.
“””Women, children, and minorities hit hardest.””
I have been watching msnbc. Crying women are saying their kids will die now. I will be at the cancer clinic next week so I suppose I will have to step over a lot of bodies.
At least they’ll still be able to vote for Yorktown Sandy in the 2028 election.
Latent TDS will come out of the shadows....
Cnn saying people are dying by the tens of thousands even as I write this message.
Will there be nobody left to even bury the dead?
Oh my! The huge manatee! Whatever will we do? What can be done? Isn’t this truly the end?
/s?
If the Big Beautiful Bill is so bad why don’t the democrats WANT it to pass.
Missing dots not found OH WAIT.
I guess I often have a morbid sense of humor.
I found this Bee article very amusing, indeed.
Everything uber sized, exaggerated and in perfect storm formations.
then they murder 500k black babys a year. And the View seals clap.
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