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Millions Reported Dead As 'Big Beautiful Bill' Passes
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/03/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/03/2025 12:29:47 PM PDT by DFG

WORLD — Millions of people instantly died today after the Big, Beautiful Bill passed Congress.

Mere moments after the deciding vote was cast, a horrific tragedy played at across the world as throngs of humans immediately dropped dead.

"They tried to warn us," sighed Speaker Mike Johnson, surveying the carnage. "They tried to tell us that this would kill everyone, but we didn't listen. How foolish I was! Curse you, Big, Beautiful Bill!"

At publishing time, death squads had begun hunting down Medicaid patients, just as Democrats had warned.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire

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1 posted on 07/03/2025 12:29:47 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Hahah, they are fast. I was thinking the same thing.


2 posted on 07/03/2025 12:31:24 PM PDT by wiseprince (Me)
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To: DFG

Wait for the signature, it will be billions.


3 posted on 07/03/2025 12:31:36 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: DFG

Lordy how I live The Bee


4 posted on 07/03/2025 12:32:00 PM PDT by Nifster ( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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To: DFG

😄


5 posted on 07/03/2025 12:34:14 PM PDT by Bigg Red ( Lord, make me an instrument of your peace.)
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To: DFG

Can I have their Socialist Security checks?


6 posted on 07/03/2025 12:34:28 PM PDT by Texas Eagle ("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
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To: DFG

Did they die with TDS, or because of TDS.


7 posted on 07/03/2025 12:35:00 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money)
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To: DFG

Women, children, and minorities hit hardest.


8 posted on 07/03/2025 12:38:45 PM PDT by Obadiah
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To: DFG

Owls are also falling out of the sky, and whales are turning up dead en mass due to the bill’s passage.


9 posted on 07/03/2025 12:39:29 PM PDT by Thunder90 (All posts soley represent my own opinions)
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To: DFG

Only those who are over 125 years old.


10 posted on 07/03/2025 12:40:22 PM PDT by Mark (DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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11 posted on 07/03/2025 12:41:14 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard
Sooner or later, they are going to be so insane, they may do something really radical... like get pregnant!

or buy another cat for $800.

12 posted on 07/03/2025 12:45:01 PM PDT by Kudsman (I am Coal baby! Burning for you. )
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To: Obadiah

“””Women, children, and minorities hit hardest.””

I have been watching msnbc. Crying women are saying their kids will die now. I will be at the cancer clinic next week so I suppose I will have to step over a lot of bodies.


13 posted on 07/03/2025 12:46:52 PM PDT by shelterguy
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To: DFG

At least they’ll still be able to vote for Yorktown Sandy in the 2028 election.


14 posted on 07/03/2025 12:48:45 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (I refuse to call the left "progressive" because I do not see slavery to the government as progress.)
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15 posted on 07/03/2025 12:49:19 PM PDT by xp38
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Latent TDS will come out of the shadows....


16 posted on 07/03/2025 12:56:19 PM PDT by delchiante
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To: DFG

Cnn saying people are dying by the tens of thousands even as I write this message.

Will there be nobody left to even bury the dead?

Oh my! The huge manatee! Whatever will we do? What can be done? Isn’t this truly the end?

/s?


17 posted on 07/03/2025 1:16:50 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (Donald John Trump. First man to be Elected to the Presidency THREE times since FDR.)
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To: DFG

If the Big Beautiful Bill is so bad why don’t the democrats WANT it to pass.

Missing dots not found OH WAIT.


18 posted on 07/03/2025 1:22:26 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: DFG

I guess I often have a morbid sense of humor.
I found this Bee article very amusing, indeed.
Everything uber sized, exaggerated and in perfect storm formations.


19 posted on 07/03/2025 1:24:14 PM PDT by lee martell
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Because they want to save the children.

then they murder 500k black babys a year. And the View seals clap.

20 posted on 07/03/2025 1:24:52 PM PDT by Kudsman (I am Coal baby! Burning for you. )
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