Posted on 06/09/2025 12:31:38 PM PDT by DFG
LOS ANGELES, CA — According to sources, President Trump responded to fiery but mostly peaceful protests in the City of Angels by activating the mostly peaceful National Guard.
Governor Gavin Newsom has called the show of mostly peaceful force by the Trump administration "uncool."
"What we have are mostly peaceful migrants making their voices mostly peacefully heard by throwing Molotov cocktails and looting businesses," Newsom said. "All of which is protected by the Bill of Rights. Read the Constitution."
But the situation on the ground hadn't improved much as of Monday morning. Now, a battalion of 500 mostly peaceful Marines is reportedly on standby, preparing to enter California and retake the state from mostly peaceful arsonists and looters, joining the 2,000 mostly peaceful National Guard already deployed on the ground.
Trump said, "Maybe the National Guard isn't mostly peaceful enough. Maybe it's time to send in the mostliest peaceful of them all: the United States Marines."
Governor Gavin Newsom has responded to Trump's threat of additional mostly peaceful troops by threatening to sue, per California tradition. "If he doesn't end this mostly peaceful tyranny, I may be forced to get violent in court," he said.
Mostly peaceful war correspondents on the ground blasted Trump for wanting to send in the military, but later calmed down when he explained they were mostly peaceful, just like the violent rioters who deface the land they don't want to be deported from.
"Killing is only 13% of what a Marine does," Trump said. "The other 87% of a Marine's time is spent doing horribly unspeakable things as well, but not killing.
At publishing time, California had been declared a mostly peaceful war zone.
Perfect!
The President should say this. 😃
The Bee once again steps across the fine line from satire to reality.
On a serious note, all these thugs understand is a sharp rap in the mouth....they’re a lot like muslim terrorists that way.
You do not want to see what a Marine Spoon can do.
Nightmares for the rest of your life.
Heh, heh. Good one.The illegals being arrested engaged in mostly peaceful child molestation, mostly peaceful rape, mostly peaceful murder, mostly peaceful human trafficking....
Good-hair Gov Gavin called the show of mostly peaceful force by the Trump administration “uncool.”
“What we have are mostly peaceful migrants making their voices mostly peacefully heard by throwing peaceful Molotov cocktails and peacefully looting businesses,” Newsom said.
“All of which is protected by the Bill of Rights. Read the Constitution.”
Shocker. Who knew the boy even knew we have a Constitution?
Drat, you beat me!
Looks like to me the military and the cops have been mostly peaceful.
GREAT response!
Imagine you have two major accomplishments in your life, the first being reasonably successful diplomacy in a very difficult period in Russo-European hustory, and the second being the ability to stay alive during the Stalinist era. But does anyone remember you for this? No, they remember you only because of a cocktail, which isn't even a cocktail, and which you didn't concoct anyway (it was invented during the Spanish Civil War).
Maybe the mostly peaceful National Guard or Marines can gently spray the mostly peaceful protesters with some mostly peaceful Liquid Ass.
Respond with mostly peaceful rubber bullets, calming and soothing tear gas and a gentle scalp massage with a wooden baton.
Since the cops aren't doing anything, that's dead on.
Although it's TheBee, I can imagine PDJT saying that to a woke reporter.
If it hasn’t been reported by the Bee, it hasn’t really happened.
I guess if this kind of tyranny is “mostly peaceful”, then what the president prescribes to resolve it can be described as “mostly peaceful” too. Governor Newsom can whine about it all he wants. Somebody needs to take Newsom “out behind the barn”.
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