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Laura Loomer: Trump’s own Department of Defense just RENEWED a $10 million contract to shove marbles into cats’ rectums and electroshock them for constipation research.
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| May 8, 2025
| Laura Loomer
Posted on 05/08/2025 6:30:17 PM PDT by Macho MAGA Man
Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer President @realDonaldTrump ’s own Department of Defense just RENEWED a $10 million contract to shove marbles into cats’ rectums and electroshock them for constipation research.
How are experiments like these STILL happening under the Trump administration and why are they being funded with US tax dollars? @elonmusk
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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Health/Medicine; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: animalrights; catexperiments; catsrectums; constipation; deptofdefense; electroshock; experiments; labanimals; labs; loonyloomer; marbles; medicalexperiments
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Marbles being shoved into cat rectums and electrocuted?
YIKES 😳
To: Macho MAGA Man
Can we do that very thing to the researchers, and the people funding this?
To: Macho MAGA Man
The Babylon Bee is hysterical!!
Oh, wait...
To: Macho MAGA Man
Let us hope that having brought this some attention, it can get de-funded.
I have a cat who poops marble-sized, marble-shaped nuggets, and he's had occasional trouble with constipation, but a little oral laxative takes care of that.
Electroshock sounds a bit drastic for some stuck poo.
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posted on
05/08/2025 6:33:42 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: Macho MAGA Man
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posted on
05/08/2025 6:34:02 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(The judges are ganging up against the American people.)
To: Macho MAGA Man
There should be any number of Democrats who would pay to have this done to them.
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posted on
05/08/2025 6:34:48 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
( These people have no honor, no belief, no poetry, no art, no humor, no patriotism.)
To: Antihero101607
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Can we do that very thing to the researchers, and the people funding this? Yeah, but use billiard cue balls. More appropriate to the size of the a$$hole.
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posted on
05/08/2025 6:36:05 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: All
Why can’t a person sign up for a trial program and save some poor unwilling cat? People with constipation (you know who you are) are probably willing to do anything for relief. A marble is spherical and can easily enter the rectum. No problem there. Now the shocking part . . we may be a little hesitant over, understandingly.
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posted on
05/08/2025 6:36:29 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(AA told me to quit hanging around drunks. So I quit going to AA, cuz that's where they were.)
To: Enterprise
Paging Richard Gere....please pick up the phone....
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posted on
05/08/2025 6:36:47 PM PDT
by
Fungi
To: Macho MAGA Man
The DOD is investigating marbles and electroshocks for constipation? I’m no expert on supplying the troops. But it seems like handing out ex-lax tablets would be a better way to go.
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posted on
05/08/2025 6:37:04 PM PDT
by
Leaning Right
(It’s morning in America. Again.)
To: dayglored
I have my cats on weight management Blue Buffalo Tasteful and they don’t experience that at all. I sprinkle a little bit of boiled chicken with some of the chicken broth to give them hydration.
I despise the people who are involved in this barbaric inhumane crime against nature and God.
To: dayglored; Macho MAGA Man
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...a bit drastic for some stuck poo Sounds like a SE Asian dish: "Sum Stuk Pu"
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posted on
05/08/2025 6:38:54 PM PDT
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dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: Sungirl
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posted on
05/08/2025 6:41:42 PM PDT
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gundog
(The ends justify the mean tweets. )
To: Macho MAGA Man
Are we having fun yet?
Where is Fauxci? [Mr. “I am Science”]
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posted on
05/08/2025 6:42:01 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(YMMV)
To: Cowgirl of Justice
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I have my cats on weight management Blue Buffalo Tasteful and they don’t experience that at all. I sprinkle a little bit of boiled chicken with some of the chicken broth to give them hydration. That's a good thought. His dry food is Blue Buffalo Wilderness Adult, with a little special Hills dental mixed in, and occasional Purina chicken broths (packets). Maybe I should up the liquid content.
Thanks!
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posted on
05/08/2025 6:42:03 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: Jeff Chandler
Where is the rest of the Dictionary entry for “Doofas”?
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posted on
05/08/2025 6:43:24 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(YMMV)
To: Macho MAGA Man
Tell Laura, I love her,
BUT, I had just sat down to start my dinner, only to read this latest Loomer Update.
Thanks a bunch, Laura!
To: Leaning Right; SaveFerris; Larry Lucido
Or a field expedient of “the Dreaded Apparatus.”
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posted on
05/08/2025 6:51:12 PM PDT
by
gundog
(The ends justify the mean tweets. )
To: Macho MAGA Man
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posted on
05/08/2025 6:51:19 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Macho MAGA Man
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posted on
05/08/2025 6:53:04 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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