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BREAKING: Smoke Has Risen From Buc-ee's Indicating Fresh Brisket Is On The Board
Babylon Bee ^ | 05/07/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 05/07/2025 3:08:05 PM PDT by DFG

WACO, TX — The gathered crowds broke out into deafening cheers as smoke rose from Buc-ee's this afternoon, indicating fresh brisket was on the board.

Anticipation had reached a fever pitch when wisps of smoke began to emanate from the Buc-ee's chimney, with several onlookers breaking down in tears of joy.

"Glory be!" cried local man Bill Denton, who was filling up his truck when the excitement broke out. "Suddenly, everything feels right with the world again. It's like I finally found something I didn't know I was missing. And that something is a delicious sliced brisket sandwich with extra pickles. Also, maybe some jerky."

"We have a new brisket!" called out the Buc-ee's line cook as the crowd gathered round to begin the celebration. "It's official. One at a time, folks. Everyone will get a turn to welcome him. Don't forget the beaver nuggets."

At publishing time, the crowds had again erupted into cheers after the dessert lady set out a new block of fudge.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire
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To: Dr. Sivana

Haven’t heard anything bad about their gasoline.


21 posted on 05/07/2025 4:49:08 PM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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To: Night Hides Not

Love me some buc-ee’s.
It’s about a 20 minute drive from my house. I had the honor to meet Shaquille O’Neal at a pump! 😁😁


22 posted on 05/07/2025 4:49:34 PM PDT by ANKE69 ( 🇺🇲 )
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To: DFG

I had my first bucee’s visit a few weeks ago. The brisket sandwich I had was awful. It was nothing but fat trimmings and no meat.


23 posted on 05/07/2025 4:57:25 PM PDT by posterchild
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To: Liz

Pikers. I vie to beat the cops to the Krispy Kreme when they turn the “Hot Light” on.


24 posted on 05/07/2025 4:59:10 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (Beauty is only skin deep but Democrat goes to the bone.)
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To: MikelTackNailer

25 posted on 05/07/2025 5:03:21 PM PDT by Liz (This then is how we should pray...."Our Father, who art in heaven......" )
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To: DFG
HABEMUS JERKI!
26 posted on 05/07/2025 5:04:21 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: DFG

Most of the rituals the Catholic Church does are unbiblical.


27 posted on 05/07/2025 5:18:13 PM PDT by roving
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To: Tudorfly

Buc-ees!


28 posted on 05/07/2025 5:57:41 PM PDT by sauropod (Make sure Satan has to climb over a lot of Scripture to get to you. John MacArthur Ne supra crepidam)
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To: Tudorfly

Good news. They all burned down? That place is overrated big time.


29 posted on 05/07/2025 6:20:41 PM PDT by napscoordinator (DeSantis is a beast! Florida is the freest state in the country! )
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To: Dr. Sivana

They have no-ehthanol gasoline as well as the regular stuff.


30 posted on 05/07/2025 8:36:02 PM PDT by decal (They won't stop, so they'll have to be stopped)
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To: Allegra

Pope Donald


31 posted on 05/07/2025 8:37:19 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: ANKE69

I’ve become anti Buc-ee’s

I always make a point to go to the Czech Bakery in West, to make sure Buc-ee’s doesn’t put them out of business.


32 posted on 05/07/2025 8:38:30 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Lazamataz; SkyDancer; Chode; Carriage Hill

LOL !!!

More Classic Laz🤪

Over here SD and C😊


33 posted on 05/07/2025 10:25:44 PM PDT by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! I’m a fraud, hypocrite & liar. I'm a member of Congress!! )
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To: fella

Sometimes their trimming is poor. I have had some Sandwiches that were majority fat. The bread is lousy, and you are correct about their sauce. It’s all close to being delicious with a few minor tweaks.

1. Better trimming standards
2. Better bread
3. Let the customer add their own sauce from a variety of options. Could be like the coffee stations, but for sauce


34 posted on 05/08/2025 5:27:49 AM PDT by Codeflier (Don't worry....be happy)
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To: decal
They have no-ehthanol gasoline as well as the regular stuff.

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Too far to use regularly, but I will certainly make use of THAT when I make a trip to check it out.

35 posted on 05/08/2025 6:39:39 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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