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Posted on 05/07/2025 3:08:05 PM PDT by DFG
WACO, TX — The gathered crowds broke out into deafening cheers as smoke rose from Buc-ee's this afternoon, indicating fresh brisket was on the board.
Anticipation had reached a fever pitch when wisps of smoke began to emanate from the Buc-ee's chimney, with several onlookers breaking down in tears of joy.
"Glory be!" cried local man Bill Denton, who was filling up his truck when the excitement broke out. "Suddenly, everything feels right with the world again. It's like I finally found something I didn't know I was missing. And that something is a delicious sliced brisket sandwich with extra pickles. Also, maybe some jerky."
"We have a new brisket!" called out the Buc-ee's line cook as the crowd gathered round to begin the celebration. "It's official. One at a time, folks. Everyone will get a turn to welcome him. Don't forget the beaver nuggets."
At publishing time, the crowds had again erupted into cheers after the dessert lady set out a new block of fudge.
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Well done 👍
A Brisket, in a tisket,
I want a Crescent Biscuit!
Keep in mind there are some more interested in a rare occasion at bucee’s.
Buick needs to come out with a Conclave edition of its Enclave
Lol! Had me for a second.
Pro tips:
You can get Arizona Iced Tea brand Arnold Palmers *from the fountain drink area*!
The small shopping carts make great impromptu stand around outside tables to eat your brisket from, as an alternative to eating in your car.
The pouches of sliced pickles are a great accompaniment to your brisket/pulled port.
Pulled pork, there is no port at Buc-ee’s. There is some in my refrigerator, however.
I prefer mine medium rare.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the priest, “Do you need a beer?” The priest replies, “No, son, I don’t drink beer. Just a coke.”
The bartender says to the minister, “Do you need a beer?” The minister replies, “No, son, I don’t drink beer. Just a coke.”
The bartender says to the rabbit, “Do you need a beer?” The rabbit says, “How should I know? I’m just a typo.”
When the Vatican conclave sends up brown smoke, signals that “Joe Biden” has once again sharted himself.
LMAO
Buck-ee’s Brisket is not to bad but their sauce (what little they give you) is a bit iffy. They need to offer a Varity of sauces like mild, medium, hot, sweet etc.
Dang!
I thought that it meant that a high-speed pump is available...
Oh well, just keep on driving...
We don’t have a Buccee’s here yet. I have to settle for white smoke from the Krispy Kreme.
I live in Buc’ees Central: there are 4 Buc’ees within a 30 minute drive from my house.
My son brought me a Buc-ee’s sliced brisket sandwich on Valentines, I had never had one and I thought him a bit odd. That thing was delicious! Not as good as the brisket my mom BBQs but excellent! Mom hasn’t made a brisket in years, it’s a bit much. :(
One is going up on the highway about an hour west of me. I will checkbit out then. Is their gasoline any good?
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