The judge then continued, "Furthermore, all Americans, from this point forward, are to cease and desist from eating hens' eggs, and are, instead, to start eating eggs from plants."
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Posted on 03/18/2025 1:06:15 PM PDT by DFG
U.S. — Egg prices are finally on the decline for the first time since 2022, but one federal judge has put a stop to that with an injunction requiring egg prices to go back up.
"It's the court's position that egg prices must return to their previous elevated levels," District Judge Sandra Milo ruled. "Lower egg prices cause people to think President Trump is doing a good job, and that is a threat to our democracy. Therefore, egg prices must immediately go back up to their absurdly high levels. That's what the law clearly states."
"I am a federal judge, and I have spoken," she added.
Experts are warning that while the case is appealed by the Trump Administration, egg prices could climb to over $50 per dozen. "We urge consumers to acquire eggs now," said one economist, "before another judge mandates the prices must climb even higher."
News organizations were quick to cover the skyrocketing egg prices, which they then blamed on Trump.
At publishing time, the judge had also ruled that keeping your own chickens to save on eggs was unconstitutional.
Funny. I just read a post where some judge is ordering those two astronauts that Brandon abandoned be returned to space.
Is there no limit to the power of a district Judge.
I wonder if a District Judge could order Jerry Jones to leave the Cowboy’s offices?
Actually made me LOL. A lot of cleverness in a small space.
Trump should appoint federal judges who would force the Redskins and Indians to become the Redskins and Indians again.
To make the story complete, we need to describe the Constitutional crisis that Trump has created by keeping the price of eggs down, in dictatorial defiance of the court.
ROTFL! That sounds so funny it actually could be true.
Yep heck I wouldnt be surprised as soon as they are about to arrive some judge somewhere says “Nope you go right back into space”
After she ordered the prices to return to the previous ridiculous prices, she promptly sold her own eggs.
Yes. And I should have given you the credit for your comment. You nailed it here.....
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4305145/posts?page=25#25
Funny, but that raging idiot fdr, killed hogs in tje middle of the Great Depression wiwith people starving.
Ha!
That would be good.
Leftist judges think they have the power to ignore or alter parts of the Constitution that contradict or interfere with the rulings they want to make.
Some brainless idiot judge, will probably order people to start eating rooster eggs. 🤪
Or mandate that 1/2 of all eggs must come from roosters that the judge determines want to identify as egg-laying hens.
Those three words are redundant.
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