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NJ to Stockpile Mifepristone [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 Jan 2025 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/29/2025 10:53:17 AM PST by John Semmens

Gov. Phil Murphy (D-NJ) says "we will buy as much mifepristone as we can get our hands on so every woman who needs a chemically-induced abortion can get it. As the Supreme Court ruled, each state can craft whatever policy on abortion it wants to. I believe every woman is entitled to obtain this drug at no cost to herself regardless of where she lives. So, our state's policy will be to serve as the last hope for women living in places that have more restrictive policies."

"Though the 1873 Comstock Act prohibits the mailing of anything that could cause an abortion, the development of non-postal methods of shipping packages around the world eviscerates this prohibition," Murphy gloated. "The human right of abortion can be restored to every pregnant woman everywhere in the world thanks to the generosity of the voters of New Jersey."

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: abortion; democrats; murphy; postandrun; satire; selfpromotion

1 posted on 01/29/2025 10:53:17 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Hmmmm! Plan B? You know after the drunkin’ tryst that got you in that condition.


2 posted on 01/29/2025 10:55:49 AM PST by rktman (Destroy America from within ? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this๐Ÿ’ฉ? ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’‰! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‘!)
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To: John Semmens

Would not be a surprise for us to find this is non-sarcasm. New Jersey has had Democrat “leadership” much of the time, and their Prime Directive since about 1970 has been “KILL THE BABY”.


3 posted on 01/29/2025 11:10:35 AM PST by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Finish the damned WALL! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH! )
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To: John Semmens

This story is true. This state seems to be run by a death cult. NJ allows abortion up to 9 months for any reason, and it legalized ‘assisted suicide’ in 2019.


4 posted on 01/29/2025 12:49:37 PM PST by Tired of Taxes
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To: John Semmens

Too bad his mother could not get it. Maybe some form of late term abortion would make him happy.


5 posted on 01/29/2025 1:26:37 PM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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