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The Bee Explains: The H-1B Visa Controversy
Babylon Bee ^ | 12/29/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/29/2024 2:12:37 PM PST by DFG

The American conservative movement, usually known for being well-organized and having zero infighting, has somehow descended into civil war over something called H-1B visas. Here is what you need to know about the controversy ripping everyone apart:

What is an H-1B visa?

Not to be confused with H1N1 swine flu, an H-1B visa allows people from India to come to America to build rockets and compete in spelling bees.

Can people who are not from India receive a visa?

The H-1B Visa is not exclusive to residents of India. Central and South America residents are also eligible, as long as they can show proof that they are Indian.

How does an immigrant receive an H-1B visa?

The U.S. embassy in New Delhi hosts spelling bees and math competitions throughout the year. The spelling bee winner and the champion "mathlete" each receive an H-1B visa.

Why does Elon Musk want more H-1B visas to be awarded?

Musk needs more highly skilled engineers to build rockets, and he wants to make sure the people he hires won't steal his steak.

Why are people opposed to having more H-1B visas?

Americans are concerned that it's already hard enough for a white kid to win a spelling bee without importing a bunch more Indians. Additionally, there is concern that people from India are pretty smart and may take away some good jobs from Americans.

What sort of jobs could Americans lose out on?

The H-1B Visa is narrowly tailored to bring in only the top 0.01 percent of India's engineers, doctors, and minimart clerks.

Can't Americans just beat out the Indians here on an H-1B visa to get the job?

Have you tried beating an Indian kid at a spelling bee?

Should I be worried about losing my job?

No, they will need you for at least 6 months to help train Krishna.


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1 posted on 12/29/2024 2:12:37 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Good, glad that’s cleared up. Now maybe people will start posting about something else.


2 posted on 12/29/2024 2:18:32 PM PST by fidelis (Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
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To: DFG

Lordy how I love The Bee


3 posted on 12/29/2024 2:18:40 PM PST by Nifster ( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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To: DFG

Drat, you beat me to the Bee!


4 posted on 12/29/2024 2:33:56 PM PST by Navy Patriot (I Voted For President Trump, Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: DFG
Clever.

I have a lot of Indian friends. They are also clever.

5 posted on 12/29/2024 2:40:23 PM PST by RoosterRedux (The Greatest Enemy of the Left is Reality.)
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To: DFG

I work with a lot of Indians at a large corporation. They are all very nice. Not all are here on H-1B visas. Some are permanent green card residents. Some are US citizens.


6 posted on 12/29/2024 2:44:31 PM PST by lasereye
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To: DFG
Musk needs more highly skilled engineers to build rockets, and he wants to make sure the people he hires won't steal his steak.

Ok. The last part is understandable.

7 posted on 12/29/2024 2:46:23 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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To: DFG

I usually like the Babylon Bee but, in this instance, they can go to hell.


8 posted on 12/29/2024 2:52:42 PM PST by wildcard_redneck
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To: DFG

The media is doing everything it can to distract from the millions of illegals that are coming into the country. And it seems to be working. Apparently, dealing with that is off the table.


9 posted on 12/29/2024 2:55:58 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: DFG

Very cute

Doesn’t explain this:
Elon Musk says Americans
‘are trying to avoid going to work at all,’ unlike Chinese workers who ‘will be burning the 3 a.m. oil’

Doesn’t explain how I am supposed to react when I, tell the IT specialist on the phone what’s wrong with the computer I depend on to take care of my needy customers when I tell him that I, a multilingual, don’t understand his Indian language and he doesn’t fix it to speak intelligible English, he says he does not care, he gets paid whether or not he fixes my computer

It doesnt explaining how whole Trump ran on America first he is having this fight even before inauguration

There may be good explanations to all of the above but this cute article does not address any


10 posted on 12/29/2024 2:59:30 PM PST by stanne (Because they were mesmerized by Obama, the man for whom this was named, whose name they left out of )
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“ Musk needs more highly skilled engineers to build rockets, and he wants to make sure the people he hires won’t steal his steak.”

Points to one of the real reasons: an H1B can’t decide to found a startup that competes with his former employer.


11 posted on 12/29/2024 3:00:16 PM PST by SauronOfMordor (Either you will rule. Or you will be ruled. There is no other choice.)
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To: DFG

BabBee bump for later....


12 posted on 12/29/2024 3:03:42 PM PST by indthkr
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Why are American universities full of Asians and college towns full of Asian restaurants for students and Asian teachers if Americans are so bad at education

Why is America the best first world country the most advanced even now if we suck so bad?

Why are we ceding this ?

Why is musk bragging on Chinese kids working til 3 am in a communist country as an ideal for us who value sleep, leisure, activities and happiness as a way to achieve innovation as opposed to the exhausted abused, neglected communist Chinese who steal our ideas and technologies because they are exhausted, the way their government prefers them to be?


13 posted on 12/29/2024 3:05:33 PM PST by stanne (Because they were mesmerized by Obama, the man for whom this was named, whose name they left out of )
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You have a good bunch of points there but I was referring to only having people around him that would not steal his steak.
14 posted on 12/29/2024 3:13:01 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

He’s got hundreds of $billions with a bee. Principle aside wgas


15 posted on 12/29/2024 3:25:05 PM PST by stanne (Because they were mesmerized by Obama, the man for whom this was named, whose name they left out of )
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To: stanne

There are only three surgeons I am considering for a difficult surgery.

One is Chief of Neurosurgery in Arizona. - Picture looks Asian but not Chinese.

One was a combat MD in New York whose name sounds Italian but he could be anything.

One is clearly a White Boy in Colorado who is so booked that it is hard to get into him. Everybody seems to want to use him.

I have to try to be objective and not let the “Asians are smarter because of their Tiger Moms” influence my decision.

Everyone who gets this surgery goes back and forth in trying to decide who to use notwithstanding the whole insurance issue.

There is truth to the idea that Tiger Moms can really push the Chinese and other Asians.


16 posted on 12/29/2024 3:31:46 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: stanne
But what good is that if people are swiping your steaks?
17 posted on 12/29/2024 3:32:43 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Weird


18 posted on 12/29/2024 4:14:28 PM PST by stanne (Because they were mesmerized by Obama, the man for whom this was named, whose name they left out of )
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To: RummyChick

I wouldn’t know. I’m not racist

I don’t care what my many doctors’ backgrounds are. I want to know how they are going to work with me. I go by their reputations and their willingness to do what they and I agree on to heal me

This argument is about Elon musk telling Americans to “fuck themselves in the face” he’s got the power of the White House behind him and anyone who disagrees with him he’ll bring so much resources with him to defeat them they’ll be overwhelmed


19 posted on 12/29/2024 4:18:47 PM PST by stanne (Because they were mesmerized by Obama, the man for whom this was named, whose name they left out of )
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To: stanne
Yes, people who swipe steaks are weird.
20 posted on 12/29/2024 4:19:12 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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