Posted on 10/23/2024 10:01:54 AM PDT by DFG
U.S. — Former Vice President Dick Cheney excitedly joined the Democrat Party today after seeing that Democrats are allowed to shoot humans at their local gun range.
Cheney announced the move after learning that Missouri Senate candidate Lucas Kunce headed to a gun range, shot a man, and then took photos with the human he'd nailed.
"I can't believe I've been missing out on this," said Cheney, happily loading up his rifle. "Boy, do I love shooting humans. Looks like that Missouri fella shot his human in the arm -- I'm more of a shoot-him-in-the-face guy, but to each his own. Sign me up."
The entire Cheney family has decided to move to the Democrat Party, although Liz Cheney has adamantly stated it's not because she likes shooting people. "Don't get me wrong, shooting people is a perk," said the former Congresswoman. "I'm joining the Democrats because I was forcefully ejected from the Republican Party for being awful. So, I guess it's a little bit different."
At publishing time, former Vice President Cheney had asked a photographer to accompany him to the gun range so he could get a professional picture of whatever human he bagged.
specializing in accidental face shots.
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If he were more subtle, he would invite DJT out duck-hunting.
The Babylon Bee scores another “bullseye,” pun intended.
ROFL!!!
Yeah Dicky, I always enjoyed the facial shot, you know the money shot. Splooge!
A 28 gauge shotgun is just an overgrown BB Gun, if Cheney had carried a 12 gauge, a real gun, he would be too embarrassed to open his yap, after accidentally murdering his buddy.(not making light of an awful accident)(the 28 gauge is actually my favorite gauge, quite capable of doing gruesome damage to clay targets, birds or other game when used by expert shooters)
Hated old Dick!
This is a good one, the Bee really nailed this.
No wonder his parents gave him his name they knew the future.
LMAO!!!
Just wait.
If she “wins”, The Bee won’t have published satire after all.
So slim shady and Cheney are on the same team?
This is great.
“Hated old Dick!”
Past tense? The old coot isn’t dead yet; you can still hate him.
He always was a warmonger and in bed with Haliburton.
“He always was a warmonger and in bed with Haliburton.”
Always!
How is Dick not at room temperature? How many heart transplants and other devices, does he have? Dude must be living on adrenochrome, and the grace of Lucifer. He is alive for a time such as this. A time when hate rules... Always hated that M eff rrrrrrr.
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