Posted on 09/28/2024 11:30:45 AM PDT by DFG
CALEXICO, CA — Border Czarina Suprémè Kamala Harris has just announced that she will be implementing a new national security measure at the southern border checkpoints: a Murderers-Only Express Lane just for illegal immigrants who have been convicted of killing two or more people.
Sources within Kamala's administration say that the measure is meant to help reduce processing times at the border by not making murderers wait quite as long in line.
"We're really just hoping to provide an equitable entrance for these Democrat vot — I mean, honored guests of the United States," said Gayle Quimble, aide to Harris. "The new Murderers-Only lane will hopefully allow us to sort out the wheat from the chaff, so to speak. There are getting to be so many murderers, it's just clogging up the system."
Kamala Harris commented briefly on the situation, saying that she had no connection to the situation and that the country can't take four more years of this.
"When I am in office, from day one I will holistically be undoing the holistic mistakes of the current administration," said the Vice President of the current administration. "Holistically speaking, I have never been the Border Czar holistically, in a holistic since, but I will solve the Border in a very quick yet holistic way. Holistic."
At publishing time, Kamala had also instructed border patrol agents to add lanes for Venezuelan gangs as it was getting too busy to process them all.
lol
With concierge service, of course
Nothing is too good for Biden’s “special guests”
As Nancy would say, they are “God’s children.”
The Super-Speedway to the complementary for Invaders Only Limited Edition American Dream and an authentic U.S. lifetime membership with a lifetime supply of all the freebies and bennies, race cards and get out of jail free cards you need.
The more serious the crimes they’ve been convicted of in their own country, the more likely they are to vote Democrat. Makes sense.
The Bee strikes again.
Closer to truth than satire
Not sure about the express line at the border, but there is an TSA express line for illegals being flown around the country after they are bussed from the border
Good Bee gag.
If there were such express lanes there would be thugs killing people to get into the lane.
Maybe take away the “12 Victims or Less” lanes.
“Murderer’s Row” takes on a whole new meaning.”
“The Justice Department welcomes you to the Estados Unidos. Here’s your gun.”
Harris’ Express Lane is open to those with “10 Crimes or More.”
“The Justice Department welcomes you to the Estados Unidos. Here’s your gun.”
...and your $10,000 prepaid VISA card. Please fill out the voter registration card before you proceed, then pick up your one-way courtesy plane ticket to the small town of your choice. Welcome, Comrade!”
“When I am in office, from day one I will holistically be undoing the holistic mistakes of the current administration.
Biden Harris
No wonder her eyes are brown she’s full of shit.
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