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Tim Walz's Innate Masculinity Hailed [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 September 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/12/2024 11:14:01 AM PDT by John Semmens

An article in Salon Magazine written by Christopher Cotton asserts that "only a person secure in his masculinity would order schools to stock boys' restrooms with tampons. The Democratic nominee for vice-president Minnesota Governor Tim Walz is such a man. He is the perfect fit for the post-patriarchy world that a President Kamala Harris will thrust upon this country and the world."

Walz said "Christopher Cotton describes me to a tee. MAGA extremists think they are mocking me with the 'tampon Tim' nickname, but I'm proud to wear it and look forward to the day when every man, woman, and child has free access to as many tampons as they require for the gender identity of their choice."

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TOPICS: Education; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; kamalaharris; postandrun; postpatriarchy; satire; selfpromotion; tampons

1 posted on 09/12/2024 11:14:01 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

What a creep. Every time I see Walz I think of the late actor Geoffrey Lewis bulging his eyes while playing some bad guy. Not exactly carbon copies of one another but the similarities are there.


2 posted on 09/12/2024 11:28:17 AM PDT by SeƱor Presidente (Tyranny deserves insurrection)
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To: John Semmens

Mrs Walz: "Tim? Secure in his masculinity? Hahahahaha."

3 posted on 09/12/2024 11:28:34 AM PDT by Liz (Faith is believing what you cannot see; its reward is to see what you believe. St Augustine)
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To: John Semmens

He’s single-handedly won the war in Afghanistan while he was serving there.


4 posted on 09/12/2024 11:47:49 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: John Semmens

Innate masculinity means he was born with a penis and testicles. It means nothing more.


5 posted on 09/12/2024 12:20:27 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: John Semmens

Tampon Timmy is just pulling your string! ;-P


6 posted on 09/12/2024 12:22:01 PM PDT by MortMan (Charter member of AAAAA - American Association Against Alliteration Abuse)
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To: John Semmens

Walz is just another idiot puppet for the party like Harris the simpletons believe their in fame arena not realizing they are like a tampon they only last so long.

Biden bobbing head


7 posted on 09/12/2024 12:24:13 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: John Semmens

Wow, I didn’t realize this is satire!


8 posted on 09/12/2024 12:29:20 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie ( @whoisourPresident)
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To: Liz

Nazi’s twin stand-in?


9 posted on 09/12/2024 1:34:25 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (Bye done!)
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To: TribalPrincess2U

lol..............


10 posted on 09/12/2024 1:40:17 PM PDT by Liz (Faith is believing what you cannot see; its reward is to see what you believe. St Augustine)
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To: John Semmens

he looks more like someone who rides around in a windowless van offering candy and telling Greco roman wrestling stories.


11 posted on 09/12/2024 2:22:36 PM PDT by BigFreakinToad (Remember the Biden Kitchen Fire of 2004)
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