Posted on 09/04/2024 1:07:13 PM PDT by DFG
ST. PAUL, MN — In a stunning development today, Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz's dog "Scout" has officially endorsed Donald J. Trump for president in 2024.
"Bark!" said Scout in a statement.
The dog, reportedly one of Tim Walz's closest friends in the world, confirmed that he was supporting Trump because of his position on immigration and support of Israel.
"Woof!" said Scout, doubling down on his position.
According to sources, Scout first became upset because Walz would be gone for weeks at a time on the campaign trail. Without his best friend, he began spending most of his time on the Internet to pass the time where he was reportedly radicalized by clips of Tim Walz lying about his military service and praising socialism.
When asked if he felt betrayed, Scout was quoted as saying, "Awooooo!"
The Kamala Harris team has been unsuccessful in their attempts to sweep the stinging rebuke of a dog under the rug. "We understand that Scout has different views on the direction of the country," said campaign spokesperson Wilma White. "But we are not going back."
"Yip yip," said Scout, remembering that dog food prices were much cheaper under the Trump presidency.
At publishing time, Kamala Harris was forced to put Tim Walz down to save her polling numbers.
How bad can a person be when his own family tells the country he’s not the kind of person you want as VP?
I knew a prolife Catholic in college named Jenny Walz, and she was from Minnesota. About Tim’s age, too. She probably goes by her married name by now.
I am 1,000% sure she would have no interest in Harris/Walz.
It will be all over for cackala and creepy when the cats begin endorsing Trump
Thank you! I needed to laugh today.
LOL! Yes, all cats are registered Independent. When they swing toward Trump, it’s all over for Cackle-la.
So did his entire family in Nebraska I am told.
what do you get when you spell dog backwards...
Heh.
Although if we are lucky Walz will never live in Washington.
dogs are far, far better judges of human character than almost any of us ever will be
They tell me that humanoids are the top species on the planet, yet there are some who wish to murder babies. I wonder what those babies could have done for mankind, had those beings made from the image of the Creator could have done for us all?
Judging by how he treats his son, I wouldn’t be surprised if Walz is abusive to dogs.
Mitt Romney’s Dog also endorsed Trump.
There was once an insomniac agnostic dyslexic who stayed awake nights wondering if there really was a DOG.
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