Posted on 08/10/2024 11:22:51 AM PDT by John Semmens
British Prime Minister Kier Starmer's resort to harsh measures to suppress public unrest over the murders of young girls at a Taylor Swift dance party spurred accusations that laws are not being enforced equally. Starmer called these charges "baseless. We are long past the delusion that justice can be attained by treating everyone the same. Different situations need to be treated differently."
"Saddened as we are by the murders of those young girls we must understand the context in which they occurred," the Prime Minister insisted. "The 17-year-old assailant comes from a culture where female promiscuity is rigorously condemned and suppressed. When females are young they have their clitoris goughed out by an older female relative while family members hold them down. They are forced to wear loose clothing covering their entire bodies. They are not allowed out in public without being accompanied by an adult male relative or husband. Females who do not adhere to these requirements are considered to be prostitutes or worse. Raping or killing them is considered justified."
"In contrast, the British louts who are disturbing the peace do not have the same cultural approval," the PM pointed out. "Our nation has a lengthy tradition of obedience to the law and toleration of differences in beliefs and lifestyles. These louts cannot make the same claim of innocence that an impetuous 17-year-old can. They have no grounds for seeking mercy."
Starmer went on to recount the actions taken by Minnesota Governor Tim Walz during the 2020 riots in his state, saying "Minneapolis police had just murdered the beloved and heroic George Floyd. Members of his race expressed a rage stoked by this latest abuse against a people enslaved for centuries by white racists. Businesses were looted. Buildings were set on fire. People were killed. But Gov. Walz understood the context. He called it a 'righteous rage' and took a different course than if it had been an ordinary riot."
Free speech advocate Elon Musk was not persuaded by Starmer's argument. "The clash of cultures in the UK was brought on by the flood of unassimilated immigrants from Africa and the Middle East," Musk asserted. "The barbaric behavior of some of these immigrants has resulted in some horrific crimes. Too often, the consequences for the offenders have been extraordinarily lenient. Consider one comparison: immigrant Al Soaimi was sentenced to 180 hours of community service for raping a 12-year-old girl; citizen Sam Melia was sentenced to 24 months in prison for selling anti-immigration stickers. A traumatic physical assault gets a slap on the wrist. A wrong political opinion gets one locked up. This is seriously messed up."
"We may not be able to get our hands on Musk," Starmer lamented, "but anyone who uses the Internet to post or 'retweet' criticisms of our policies will be tracked down and punished. This includes extraditing individuals living in other countries. In a time of strife we must have complete unity behind the government."
In related news, seven Christians aboard a bus protesting the mockery of the Last Supper during the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games were arrested at gunpoint by French police and held for 24 hours before they were released. The Paris prosecutor acknowledged "though their actions brought Olympics officials into disrepute, we are sorry to say no actual laws were broken. Perhaps the inconvenience of being under arrest for a day will deter them from future antics of a similar nature."
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American Democrat operative.
Note - this is satire.
Proabbly how he really feels but would never say in public.
oh there’s delusion all right.
The obviousness of the difference in police response is huge. How the hell can these clowns deny it with a straight face? Their contempt for law, order and the intelligence of the people is staggering.
Note to Two Tier Keir: It’s a fair cop.
How ridiculous. So it’s their “cultural right” to attack women? To heck with that.
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