Posted on 06/16/2024 11:06:41 AM PDT by John Semmens
In an effort to solve the problem of ingesting drugs when an addict's veins are too messed up to inject them, the city of Portland, Maine is now offering free "boofing" kits. Each kit includes a syringe without a needle to squirt the drug directly up the rectum. Users are advised that "compared to smoking or sniffing your drugs, boofing may hit harder or faster."
Maine Access Points, a taxpayer-funded nonprofit based in Bangor, offers a free instructional video titled "All About Boofing" narrated by Kristin and Jessie. Users are advised to "insert the syringe thumb knuckle deep before you press the plunger so as not to risk any of your drugs leaking out."
"You can also make it an intimate sensual experience by having your sex partner participate in the mechanics or by simultaneously boofing each other." Users are also warned "never reuse a syringe because microscopic fecal matter pose a severe risk of sepsis--a potentially fatal blood infection."
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