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All Bump Stocks Lost In Boating Accidents Back In 2017 Miraculously Wash Up On Shore
Babylon Bee ^ | 05/15/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 06/15/2024 1:07:58 PM PDT by DFG

U.S. — In one of the most remarkable miracles in human history, the thousands of bump stocks that went missing seven years ago in boating accidents all simultaneously washed ashore and have been reunited with their owners.

"Wow, my bump stock washed ashore! And just a day after the Supreme Court ruling overturning the ban!" said local man Omar Gonzales. "What's even crazier, my neighbor Bill also lost his in a boating accident in 2017, and his bump stock also washed ashore this morning. It's a miracle!"

Across the nation, tens of thousands of Americans reported similar shocking experiences. "It's the darndest thing," said local man John Robinson. "Every single one of my buddies at the gun club said their bump stock washed ashore today, still in great condition. What kind of natural phenomenon does that? It's almost as weird as when everyone I knew lost their bump stocks in boating accidents back in 2017. What an amazing coincidence."

At publishing time, experts had warned that Biden's attempt to ban AR-15s could lead to another horrific epidemic of boating accidents.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: accident; ar15; babylonbee; babylondesimps; bumpstock; fakenews; gunclub
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"It's the darndest thing," said local man John Robinson.

Who is he?

21 posted on 06/15/2024 3:42:16 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: DFG

like a miracle...


22 posted on 06/15/2024 3:44:23 PM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: DFG

Search still eorks but the mods don’t.


23 posted on 06/15/2024 3:56:30 PM PDT by sauropod ("This is a time when people reveal themselves for who they are." James O'Keefe Ne supra crepidam)
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To: DFG

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24 posted on 06/15/2024 3:57:12 PM PDT by sauropod ("This is a time when people reveal themselves for who they are." James O'Keefe Ne supra crepidam)
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To: DFG

The Bee’s writers are great...


25 posted on 06/15/2024 4:23:50 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
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To: Hot Tabasco

Jim Thompson’s son.


26 posted on 06/15/2024 4:45:10 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Roses are red, Violets are blue, I love being on the government watch list, along with all of you.)
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To: DFG

Divine intervention?


27 posted on 06/15/2024 4:47:18 PM PDT by McGruff (Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*** things up - Barack Obama)
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To: cpdiii

“Fake but accurate” is legendary!
I’m here to enjoy the best humor for our declining National condition cause if you’d be crying otherwise.


28 posted on 06/15/2024 4:49:51 PM PDT by griswold3 (Truth, Beauty and Goodness. )
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To: Billthedrill
"...Strangely, something like that appears to be happening with pistol braces too. It’s a miracle!"

Already vacated.


...I. BACKGROUND

...This case was filed on January 31, 2023, and is one of a series of cases challenging the Final Rule, which, inter alia, announces when a device marketed as a stabilizing brace turns a pistol or handgun into a rifle....

...V. CONCLUSION

For the reasons set out above, the Court GRANTS Plaintiffs’ Motion for Summary Judgment on the grounds that the Final Rule violated the APA’s procedural requirements because it was arbitrary and capricious and was not a logical outgrowth of the Proposed Rule; DENIES Defendants’ Cross Motion for Summary Judgment; DENIES Plaintiffs’ request for a permanent injunction; and VACATES the Final Rule.

SO ORDERED this 13th day of June, 2024

https://assets.nationbuilder.com/firearmspolicycoalition/pages/6710/attachments/original/1718287457/2024.06.13_110_OPINION.pdf?1718287457

APA (Administrative Procedure Act) is also going to bite OBiden's executive fiat to require universal background checks in the arse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Administrative_Procedure_Act

29 posted on 06/15/2024 4:59:31 PM PDT by Paal Gulli
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I know one Bee guy goes by the name of “Mikey Avelli”...he posts there a lot and on Freeperville , too!


30 posted on 06/15/2024 5:03:31 PM PDT by mdmathis6 (A horrible historic indictment: Biden Democrats plunging the world into war to hide their crimes!)
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To: DFG

It’s a sign from God!


31 posted on 06/16/2024 9:13:47 AM PDT by zeugma (Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
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