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Military Urged to Prevent Trump's Election [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 June 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/08/2024 11:23:30 AM PDT by John Semmens

This week, MSNBC's Donny Deutsch called for the US military "to intervene to prevent Trump's election this November. With polls showing that voters are becoming even more favorable toward Trump after his historic, first ever, felony conviction of a former president the situation couldn't be more dire. We need the brave leaders of our nation's elite armed forces to publicly urge voters to opt for reelecting President Biden."

Deutsch contrasted "the noble service rendered by Biden heroically driving a tank in the Vietnam War to Donald Trump's 'medical exemption' from active duty. On the one hand, we have a man whose uncle was eaten by cannibals after his plane was shot down over New Guinea in WW II. On the other, is Trump who has lived a life of wealth and privilege never having to scrounge for money from foreign benefactors like the working class Bidens have had to do."

"Let me be clear," Deutsch said, "I'm not calling for a coup d'état as such. I'm calling for the kind of campaign statement that the intelligence agencies made to discredit Hunter Biden's laptop prior to the 2020 election. If guys like Gen. John Kelly, Gen. James Mattis, Gen. H.R. McMaster and Gen. Mark Milley would tell voters that it is their patriotic duty to reelect Biden I think it could tip the scales in his favor and save democracy."

In related news, retired Admiral William McRaven contends that "those who criticize the government are undermining America. The so-called 'swamp' and 'deep state' that Trump regularly attacks are the institutions that have protected this nation from disruptive outsiders for the last 80 years. I'm not saying we can't have political disagreements, but there have to be some boundaries that cannot be breached--kind of like those bumpers they put on bowling lanes so kids' balls don't veer into the gutter. Responsible politicians like Sen. Charles Schumer and Sen. Mitch McConnell respect these boundaries. Trump does not. He must not be allowed to takeover the presidency."

If you missed any of this week's other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts they can be found at...

https://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,533715.0.html


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: deutsch; donnydouchebag; mcraven; msnbc; postandrun; satire; selfpromotion
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1 posted on 06/08/2024 11:23:30 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Not convinced Trump will make it to November...Democrats may go that final step...


2 posted on 06/08/2024 11:26:22 AM PDT by dpetty121263
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Party apparatchiks demand a coup to “Protect Our Democracy”.


3 posted on 06/08/2024 11:29:51 AM PDT by motor_racer ("Show me the man and I'll show you the crime" - Lavrentiy Beria, J. Stalin Deputy Premier)
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That’s called a Coup , arrest them


4 posted on 06/08/2024 11:33:14 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: John Semmens

My favorite part:

“. . . Trump who has lived a life of wealth and privilege never having to scrounge for money from foreign benefactors like the working class Bidens have had to do.”


5 posted on 06/08/2024 11:33:22 AM PDT by clashfan (Eat vegetables. Don't elect them.)
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My favorite part:

“. . . Trump who has lived a life of wealth and privilege never having to scrounge for money from foreign benefactors like the working class Bidens have had to do.”


6 posted on 06/08/2024 11:33:22 AM PDT by clashfan (Eat vegetables. Don't elect them.)
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Lemme guess.... they’re all woke generals.


7 posted on 06/08/2024 11:43:19 AM PDT by LastDayz (A blunt and brazen Texan. I will not be assimilated.)
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To: John Semmens
Deutsch contrasted "the noble service rendered by Biden heroically driving a tank in the Vietnam War

This is where the satire starts. I had to check if Deutsch was that stupid.

8 posted on 06/08/2024 11:47:06 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Democrats' version of MAGA: Making America the Gulag Archipelago. Now with "Formal Deprogramming")
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The Obamas and the Clinton’s tied up traffic all the time. Like banana republic dictators …oh

For tarmac haircuts, meetings, selfish crap. Obama tied up Chicago traffic smack at rush hour. Does he know what rush hour is? No. He’s never ever had to deal with it

He tied up Las Vegas airport traffic while US state department personell, under his chain of command, were under siege in Libya.

These people have nothing better to do than to attempt to foment hate for Trump.

That’s piss poor


9 posted on 06/08/2024 11:47:53 AM PDT by stanne
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Shhhh

You’re not supposed to say that out loud.


10 posted on 06/08/2024 11:52:12 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: dpetty121263

Not convinced the country will make it to November.


11 posted on 06/08/2024 11:53:05 AM PDT by GSWarrior (Don’t ever tell me “it can’t happen here.”)
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12 posted on 06/08/2024 11:55:33 AM PDT by Who is John Galt? ("...mit Pulver und Blei, Die Gedanken sind frei!")
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Got it. No coup d’état, just boatloads of gov’t propaganda.


13 posted on 06/08/2024 12:01:24 PM PDT by citizen (Put all LBQTwhatever programming on a new subscription service: PERV-TThose look good)
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Trumpophobe Donny douche.


14 posted on 06/08/2024 12:14:19 PM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this💩? 🚫💉! 🇮🇱👍!)
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To: GSWarrior

I agree.

If they do something drastic and horrendous to prevent elections from taking place, we’ll be in a whole new world.


15 posted on 06/08/2024 12:24:51 PM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: John Semmens

Donny Deutsch and the producers at MSNBC just broke the law with their illegal political contribution-in-kind. They need to be charged for every penny of it.


16 posted on 06/08/2024 1:09:23 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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This week, MSNBC's Donny Deutsch called for the US military "to intervene to prevent Trump's election this November.

If that's true, he should be arrested and charged with ... insurrection? Whatever, that's far worse than J6 protesting.

17 posted on 06/08/2024 1:48:07 PM PDT by libertylover (Our biggest problem, by far, is that almost all of big media is AGENDA-DRIVEN, not-truth driven.)
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Once Trump is elected and takes office, Deusche should be arrested for planning a coup.


18 posted on 06/08/2024 1:53:43 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (We used to be a Republic, we are now a Fascist Klepto-Thugocracy.)
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To: motor_racer

Note to the brave leaders of our nation’s elite armed forces. If you thought the Taliban, ISIS, or the Viet Cong were the most ruthless SOBs on the planet wait until you meet an enraged American militia fresh from burning your house, killing your dog, and transitioning your children. Oh and don’t turn your back on Private Pickens there as he might prefer to frag you over telling his dad and uncle Jethro that he was here to arrest them on your orders.

I am just saying the cops will probably support the ruling apparatus but don’t count on the military to take sides. They know how civil wars go down and it ain’t pretty. F16’s aren’t much good against the guys waiting in the shrubs to murder you.

Let us all just pray it does not come to that and the rule of law ultimately prevails in free and fair elections where the dead don’t vote.


19 posted on 06/08/2024 2:39:06 PM PDT by your other brother
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To: your other brother

Hey folks relax ever hear of Posse Comatis? US Military cannot participate in action against US Citizens


20 posted on 06/08/2024 3:09:19 PM PDT by electricjack (Hello I am from the govt an an I here to help you Ugh worst thing I ever heard in my 80+ years..)
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