It was a cluster bomb.
Posted on 06/06/2024 10:44:40 AM PDT by DFG
FRANCE — In a solemn and moving ceremony of remembrance on the 80th anniversary of the D-Day invasion, President Biden marked the occasion by dropping the first bomb on Normandy in 80 years.
"Help me out Jill, I'm having a bit of a D-Day of my own in my Depends here," the President was overheard saying to the first lady as he bent over slowly and deposited a massive load of fecal matter in his pants. "Oh, boy, this is a big one. Get me out of here and help me clean this up before President Macron smells it! Not a joke!"
The President was then seen shuffling off in the middle of the ceremony, led by his wife, Dr. Jill Biden, who is a real doctor.
"This was a moving and completely on-purpose gesture from the President," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre in a statement. "Biden loaded his drawers with dookie in solidarity with the thousands of German and Allied soldiers who also likely did the same thing on D-Day. That's how much the President cares about our veterans."
Sources say Biden was quickly cleaned up by a crew of staffers who are specially trained for the task. "We are proud of Biden and his unwavering commitment to identifying with the struggles of our nation's heroes," concluded Jean-Pierre.
At publishing time, Biden had returned to the ceremony and quickly gone to sleep in solidarity with the honored dead.
Perfect.
Macron wouldn’t notice, he lives in France.
FJB
From what I’ve read and seen this should be Not the Bee rather than The Babylon Bee.
This is not a joke!
I’ve had three or four posts pulled where I wrote campaign songs on just this subject.
So…..I’ll try again.
I’m Joe Biden.
I have human functions.
How’s that?
The Babylon Bee is the greatest American political satire entity since National Lampoon in its 1970s prime.
“We’ve got a Code Brown. The turtle head has exited the shell. Again, the turtle head has exited the shell.”
This wasn’t just dropping a bomb, this was dropping a load.
Look at Fake Dr Jill’s face.
She knows exactly what is going on.
I thought she was saying, “My gosh, not again! So sick of this $***!”
Good one
The Bidens made a Bee-line to the nearest honey bucket where he dropped trow. The fallout has everyone looking for shelter.
“She knows exactly what is going on.”
Got to like how she covers her mouth so no one can see what she is saying to the buffoon.
Exactly.
So obvious her lips are moving, behind her fingers.
What a total sh .... show they BOTH are.
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