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DOJ Withholds Audio of Biden Interview [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 28 April 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/29/2024 9:55:49 AM PDT by John Semmens

This week, the Department of Justice (DOJ) refused to comply with a Congressional subpoena for the audio of Special Counsel Robert Hur's interview of President Biden. It was this interview that prompted Hur to decline to prosecute Biden even though he had mishandled classified documents because "he would present himself as an elderly man with a poor memory and be acquitted."

Assistant Attorney General Carlos Uriarte defended defying the subpoena, saying "the written transcript alone should be enough for them. After all, we could have refused to give them anything. Their threat to hold me in contempt of Congress is a toothless gesture."

House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) argued that "written transcripts are not the equivalent of hearing the actual words. Mere writing does not convey the same impact as a mumbling, stumbling mishmash of incoherent fantasies when the issue at hand is the President's competence to exercise the awesome powers and authority of the office he holds."

Uriarte pointed out that "Secretary of Homeland Security Mayorkas totally refuses to enforce the laws against illegal immigration and Congress was impotent in its efforts to impeach and remove him. The DOJ is a much harder target. As the Republicans should realize from what we've done to Trump, we can launch prosecutions against our enemies that will cost them millions to defend, hamper their ability to campaign, and fuel media attacks that will destroy them. Mr. Jordan and his co-conspirators ought to reconsider whether they really want to go to war with us on this or any other issue."

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: contempt; impeachment; lawfare; postandrun; satire; selfpromotion; trump

1 posted on 04/29/2024 9:55:49 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Gee, I wonder why?............................


2 posted on 04/29/2024 9:56:54 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: John Semmens

Biting satire! Good one John!


3 posted on 04/29/2024 10:01:17 AM PDT by Fireone (Who killed Obama's chef?)
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To: John Semmens

IF THEY ARE GOING TO USE THIS AS A REASON *NOT TO* PROSECUTE, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE IT.


4 posted on 04/29/2024 10:07:17 AM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare)
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To: John Semmens

If he’s not senile, prosecute him when he leaves office!


5 posted on 04/29/2024 10:13:29 AM PDT by TiGuy22
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To: Red Badger

Navarro is sitting in jail for refusing a subpoena.


6 posted on 04/29/2024 10:16:44 AM PDT by gibsonguy ( )
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To: John Semmens

As the Republicans should realize from what we’ve done to Trump, we can launch prosecutions against our enemies that will cost them millions to defend, hamper their ability to campaign, and fuel media attacks that will destroy them. Mr. Jordan and his co-conspirators ought to reconsider whether they really want to go to war with us on this or any other issue.”

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Thank you Mr. Uriarte for telling the American Public, in words they can understand, that we are in a War with the Democratic Party and it’s supporters (the CCP, RINO’s and main stream media). A vote for a Democrat or RINO is a vote for the demise of America.


7 posted on 04/29/2024 11:29:00 AM PDT by Cen-Tejas
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