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Biden Stronger than Folks Realize [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 31 December 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/01/2024 10:06:10 AM PST by John Semmens

Democrat strategist Simon Rosenberg predicts that President Biden will win reelection despite polls showing Trump ahead for the 2024 presidential election.

"First, Biden kept his 2020 campaign promises," he said. "By compelling everyone who had a job to get a COVID shot he ended the pandemic. Bidenomics has restored the economy. Money that would've been wasted by private citizens selfishly spending on themselves has been diverted to exciting new green technologies like wind farms and electric cars at the same time that billions have been invested in Ukraine's war with Russia."

"Second, the Democratic Party has won the popular vote in seven of the last eight presidential elections," Rosenberg continued. "President Biden's boast that 'we have put together the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics' enabled him to win more votes than any previous candidate for president. The Republicans have done nothing to imitate or counter this decisive strategy for winning elections."

"Third, Democrats have successfully labeled Trump and his MAGA supporters as enemies of democracy," Rosenberg concluded. "Virtually every major media source reiterates this label at every opportunity. The federal intelligence community stands ready to continue its previously successful activities to censor dissenting views by intimidating social media platforms into blocking negative posts about President Biden and positive posts about Trump."

In related news, a poll conducted by DailyMail.com found that 30% of Generation Z voters in the US think that Osama bin Laden, the mastermind behind the 9-11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon that killed nearly 3,000 people, was a "force for good." Biden's campaign manager Julie Chávez Rodríguez predicted that "90% or more of these youngsters will vote Democrat in the 2024 elections."

In further related news, despite being the recipient of multiple COVID shots and boosters, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt) has come down with COVID again. As expected, the Senator blames his infection on the people who refused to be vaccinated. "We will never exterminate this disease until everyone has been vaccinated," he insisted. "If I were president, I would order heath care workers to go door-to-door and forcibly inject everyone who resists taking the shot. Only then would we be safe from continuing to be reinfected with this disease."

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bidenomics; enemyofdemocracy; satire; votefraud

1 posted on 01/01/2024 10:06:10 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Dreaming. The two wild cards are Biden’s health and the DNC in Chicago this summer.


2 posted on 01/01/2024 10:10:12 AM PST by DownInFlames (p)
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To: John Semmens

Simon is just downright delusional!


3 posted on 01/01/2024 10:10:13 AM PST by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: John Semmens

Ya....with his puppet master Obama pulling his strings!!


4 posted on 01/01/2024 10:11:32 AM PST by high info voter (Delivery )
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To: John Semmens

Yeah, that wretched filled-diaper stench is becoming stronger every day...


5 posted on 01/01/2024 10:11:35 AM PST by lgjhn23 ("On the 8th day, Satan created the progressive liberal to destroy all the good that God created..." )
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To: John Semmens

If he’s still alive, they’ll figure a way to install him again. Don’t know for how long, or who his VP will be, but this is what I see, unfortunately.


6 posted on 01/01/2024 10:12:32 AM PST by drwoof
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To: All

Maybe, but I don’t know if Biden is going to be the guy running anyways


7 posted on 01/01/2024 10:30:42 AM PST by escapefromboston (Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations, entangling alliances with none.)
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To: John Semmens

Democrat strategists say, “So what if Trump is polling ahead of Biden?
<><>Biden has faithfully kept his 2020 campaign promises.
<><>and his top-rated Bidenomics has restored the economy.
<><>Americans selfishly wasted money on food and shelter for their families
<><>Luckily Bidnomics put a stop to that outrage
<><>Biden compassionately diverted money to exciting new green technologies
<><>wind farms and electric cars have added billions to the booming economy
<><>plus Biden’s outstanding foresight invested billions in Ukraine’s winning the war with Russia.


8 posted on 01/01/2024 10:33:16 AM PST by Liz (Albert Schweitzer: “Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.")
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To: John Semmens

[I know its semi-satire]

Just keep very much in mind the 2022 Big Red Wave. It was barely a pink trickle. All up and down the ballots both local and national it didn’t really materialize.
It won’t in 2024, partly because people are dumb and becoming dumber.
Many will vote for FJB just because they heard the name somewhere...And not vote for Trump because they sorta heard he was a bad guy. 24/7 msm propaganda and misinformation is just to sway idiots like that voter.
And it apparently works.


9 posted on 01/01/2024 10:39:29 AM PST by Adder (End fascism...defeat all Democrats.)
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To: John Semmens

I think you meant that biden’s diaper is stronger smelling.


10 posted on 01/01/2024 10:58:46 AM PST by dynachrome (War does not determine who is right, but who is left.)
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To: John Semmens

Biden’s “strengths”:
- Soros
- ChiComs
- Dominion
- Mail-in voting
- 50-million MIVs
- RINOs


11 posted on 01/01/2024 11:44:24 AM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is the next Sam Adams when we so desperately need him)
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To: John Semmens

Maximilian of Mexico
Vidkun Quisling of Norway
Pierre Laval of Vichy France
Ferenc Szálasi of Hungary
Joe Biden of the USA


12 posted on 01/01/2024 12:12:04 PM PST by Flavious_Maximus (Tony Fauci will be put on death row and die of COVID!)
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To: John Semmens

“Democrat strategist Simon Rosenberg predicts that President Biden will win reelection despite polls showing Trump ahead for the 2024 presidential election.”

He,of course , knows the Democrats will steal the 2024 election like they did in 2020 by targeting the swing states with the most Electoral Votes.


13 posted on 01/01/2024 12:28:06 PM PST by antidemoncrat
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To: DownInFlames

The DNC in Chicago in Summer? Sounds right up there with passing out matches at a daycare. Kind of brilliant making the swamp drain it’s self.


14 posted on 01/01/2024 12:42:06 PM PST by pops88 ( Helping usher the glory of God into Las Vegas)
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To: John Semmens

15 posted on 01/01/2024 1:54:04 PM PST by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: John Semmens

Just when you think propaganda couldn’t get any lower it does.

Only Biden can do is be a door stop.


16 posted on 01/01/2024 3:37:22 PM PST by Vaduz
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