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Homeowner Locked Out Of House Pleads with His Feline Companions To Let Him In
The Pet Zealot ^ | December 01, 2023 | James Alain L.

Posted on 12/01/2023 10:17:31 AM PST by allen592

Cats have always been known for their mysterious and independent nature. They can be a source of unconditional love and comfort for their humans, but they also possess a streak of cunning and aloofness. In a recent incident, a homeowner found himself locked out of his house, with the keys safely inside. Little did he know, his feline companions held the power to either let him in or leave him stranded outside.

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TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cats; catstories; kittyping; monkeyfacerules; pets; undead
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To: MayflowerMadam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHNEzndgiFI


81 posted on 12/04/2023 6:35:11 AM PST by Gaffer
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To: Gaffer

I have seen videos like that. Hilarious.


82 posted on 12/04/2023 6:37:56 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (As God's children, we live on promises, not explanations - WiersbeIIRC, )
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To: ArGee

1968?


83 posted on 12/04/2023 6:38:08 AM PST by null and void (If you support monsters you will die in the cross fire.)
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To: ArGee

Most don’t even know what a dial tone is. Cell phones don’t have them.

Actually, the analog technology of the phone and telecommunications system of back then was ingenious. Most landlines (actual wires) to homes couldn’t hand the main frequency of a “dial tone.” 90 Hertz (or kilocycles). Wires were only good for about 300-3000 Hz bandwidth so how’d they get that 90 Hz dial tone? Your ear is basically a mixer. It perceives the lowest modulation product of any audible set of mixing frequencies. In this case, the ‘mixed’ two tones - 250 Hz and 340 Hz and the ear ‘perceived’ 90 Hz.


84 posted on 12/04/2023 6:39:45 AM PST by Gaffer
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To: Gaffer

Questions kids can’t answer:
* Why is it called “dialing” a phone
* Why is it called “rolling down” a car window
* Why is the save icon a blue square?


85 posted on 12/04/2023 6:54:30 AM PST by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: MayflowerMadam

What took you so long?

;^)


86 posted on 12/04/2023 7:04:25 AM PST by Bikkuri (I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
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To: Monkey Face; MayflowerMadam; ArGee; zzeeman; Tax-chick

Welcome, Mayflower Madam!

I only pop in every once in a blue moon but wanted to welcome you. These are some great folks!


87 posted on 12/04/2023 7:22:11 AM PST by Allegra (Less propaganda would be appreciated. )
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To: Allegra

Sounds good!


88 posted on 12/04/2023 7:22:55 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (As God's children, we live on promises, not explanations - WiersbeIIRC, )
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To: Monkey Face

I’m here, a bit late, but here nonetheless!


89 posted on 12/04/2023 7:40:26 AM PST by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: MayflowerMadam; Monkey Face

Welcome in, MM!


90 posted on 12/04/2023 7:42:25 AM PST by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: ArGee

It might be a bit heavy handed, but they sell those clear covers with a lock on them like they use in some commercial buildings.... 🤷🏽‍♂️


91 posted on 12/04/2023 7:44:01 AM PST by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: ArGee; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; dfwgator; HKMk23

Good Monday Morning!

The ‘committee’ decided that UT is in the College Football Playoff as the #3 seed, so all is well in the world... well, at least here in Texas...


Describing the process of an Eagle on the Par 5 506 yard 6th hole is simply not believable! So I will just simply state that I threaded the needle on two drives of a lifetime and got on the green in two... tapped in for Eagle... 🤣

Wordle 898 3/6*

🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛
⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

(This Eagle on the 6th hole puts me at 3 under (22) for the round... ⛳️)


92 posted on 12/04/2023 7:56:10 AM PST by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Allegra

Good to see you around!


93 posted on 12/04/2023 7:59:39 AM PST by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Bikkuri; MayflowerMadam

(Indeed!) ;o]


94 posted on 12/04/2023 8:15:00 AM PST by Monkey Face (The glitter of the Season should never prevent us from seeing the Prince of Peace.~ Deiter Uchtdorf)
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To: zzeeman

Late is OK because at least you’re here! ;o]


95 posted on 12/04/2023 8:18:12 AM PST by Monkey Face (The glitter of the Season should never prevent us from seeing the Prince of Peace.~ Deiter Uchtdorf)
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To: ArGee; null and void; MayflowerMadam

“I think... I think the coffee is trying to eat me in return!”
It’ll be fine.


96 posted on 12/04/2023 8:37:14 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same. )
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To: Darksheare

The new bidet is breaking me in...


97 posted on 12/04/2023 8:54:07 AM PST by null and void (If you support monsters you will die in the cross fire.)
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To: Darksheare; null and void; MayflowerMadam

You’ll know the coffee is ready to take over when you start looking for a coffee IV drip to carry around with you on one of those poles.


98 posted on 12/04/2023 8:58:22 AM PST by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

I’ve done that with morphine...


99 posted on 12/04/2023 9:20:34 AM PST by null and void (If you support monsters you will die in the cross fire.)
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To: null and void

100?


100 posted on 12/04/2023 9:33:59 AM PST by null and void (If you support monsters you will die in the cross fire.)
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