Posted on 09/08/2023 1:09:21 PM PDT by DFG
CAMBRIDGE, MA — As institutions for higher education search for new ways to expand the skills and knowledge offered to students, Harvard University has announced its new instructor, former Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot, will be teaching a class on how to be a horrific failure at your job and still be hired to teach a class at Harvard University.
"She's the world's leading authority on the subject," said Harvard University President Claudine Gay. "When it comes to being an unmitigated failure at a prominent job and falling backward into a lucrative teaching position at the highest-regarded university in the nation, Lori Lightfoot is truly unparalleled."
Following a disastrous four-year term as Mayor of Chicago, Lightfoot will now look to bring her wealth of experience in destroying everything in her path to the Harvard classroom. "It is my distinct honor to teach this class," Lightfoot said. "I view it as a tremendous opportunity to prepare students to become abject failures in whatever path they take in life before returning to make an enormous salary teaching at Harvard."
Preliminary reports indicate the course will penalize students who obtain higher grades and reward students who fail as much as possible.
At publishing time, Harvard University sources indicated the school was already thrilled with the results of Lightfoot's lectures, as only seven students were shot during the first week.
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
Just tell them you have very bizarre sexual habits as well as a thing for underage children and they’ll hire you on the spot.
Is this kind a follow-up to Larry Liteintheloafer’s class?
Harvard, where even professors can't question the lies being perpetrated upon the "minds full of mush."
Spike Lee began teaching filmmaking at Harvard University in 1991 and has been a professor at NYU for years.
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January, 2023
Harvard Business School students were treated to an A-list guest speaker when Kim Kardashian dropped by the Ivy League school on Friday.
The 42-year-old reality TV icon dropped by Boston business school for a two-hour session.
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....from film writer and director Steven Spielberg, to physician-scientist and immunologist Dr. Anthony Fauci and former German Chancellor Angela Merkel, Harvard has invited experts from fields of arts, sciences, technology, politics, and more to speak with its students in recent years.
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Where’s the satire?
The Ted Kennedy School of Government?
Need an ivy league job?
Just tell Harvard you have (a) very bizarre sexual habits as well as (b) a thing for underage children.
The pervs’ll hire you on the spot.
Even satire from The Bee can’t hold a candle to what Hahvud has become.
lol bump
They need to feature her as “The Face of Harvard”.
Left wing faculty coming to the rescue of left wing politician. Our universities stink to high heaven. These ideologues are a threat to the legitimate functions of universities. Serious scholars and professors take note.
My consulting co when recruiting CEO’s would round file Harvard grads. All ego no brains
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