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Donald Trump’s Trial For Election Interference Set To Begin In Time To Interfere With Election
Babylon Bee ^ | 29 Aug 2023 | Anon

Posted on 08/30/2023 7:46:32 AM PDT by Rummyfan

The federal judge presiding over former President Donald Trump's trial on charges of election interference has set a trial date that will line up perfectly to interfere with the 2024 presidential election.

"This certainly is the most appropriate date," said U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan in her announcement. "Mr. Trump is not above the law, and holding this trial to determine if he is guilty of interfering in the 2020 election gives the federal government its best chance of interfering in the 2024 election."

The trial start date, March 4, falls just one day before the "Super Tuesday" primaries, which a spokesperson for the Department of Justice insists is only a coincidence. "Total happenstance," said the source on the condition of anonymity. "This was not, in any way, done to affect Donald Trump's ability to campaign during the crucial period of state primary voting. There is also no truth to the rumors that we did an extensive investigation into what date would be most ideal to harm Trump's campaign or cast him in a questionable light in the eyes of voters. Nope. Not at all. That would be election interference, and we do not do that. That's illegal."

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Miscellaneous; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; humor; trump
We are reliving the Stalinist USSR of the 1950s.
1 posted on 08/30/2023 7:46:32 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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There is also no truth to the rumors that we did an extensive investigation into what date would be most ideal to harm Trump's campaign or cast him in a questionable light in the eyes of voters. Nope. Not at all. That would be election interference, and we do not do that. That's illegal."
2 posted on 08/30/2023 7:47:23 AM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized of man)
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Since it’s the old Inauguration Day, I thought the judge was going to restore him to the WH.


3 posted on 08/30/2023 7:56:20 AM PDT by joesbucks (It's called love-bombing. Claiming he's saving the world. This is a cult. Just back away. )
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All according to plan. Liberals are on board. But when the great reset takes place, liberals are too stupid and mentally ill to know their history, viz. the coup always kills the liberal first.


4 posted on 08/30/2023 7:56:32 AM PDT by LouAvul (Daniel 4:17: "..the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever He will.." )
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Way too often, the Bee = reality


5 posted on 08/30/2023 8:09:24 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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Perfect headline. Th dumb media refuses to admit this.


6 posted on 08/30/2023 8:10:46 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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This is not satire.

Sadly, what we are living should be satire. And it’s not.


7 posted on 08/30/2023 8:26:55 AM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.)
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Indeed


8 posted on 08/30/2023 8:41:09 AM PDT by Vaduz (....)
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NO-WAY
9 posted on 08/30/2023 9:32:36 AM PDT by The Louiswu (PEDO JOE MUST GO!!!)
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Thought the Bee was supposed to do satire instead of straight reporting.


10 posted on 08/30/2023 12:04:54 PM PDT by AndyTheBear (Certified smarter than average for my species)
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