Posted on 07/21/2023 5:43:17 AM PDT by Rummyfan
A recent study has found that the level of sinful lust generated by Victoria's Secret mailers has plummeted a staggering 800% in recent years. Experts are now attributing this significant decline to one simple, yet profound reason: the once-sexy magazine just isn't as seductive as it used to be.
"We were absolutely flabbergasted by the results," admitted Dr. Albert Jones, lead researcher of the study. "Apparently replacing beautiful, in-shape babes with obese women and hairy dudes in lingerie causes the lust factor to plummet drastically for some reason."
According to sources, many participants in the study reported feeling a different kind of deep sense of disappointment and shame than usual upon receiving the latest Victoria's Secret mailer. One recipient even remarked, "I've seen more enticing, sexy photos in farm equipment catalogs."
Even the Prince Of Darkness, Lucifer himself weighed in on how torn he is over the issue. "On the one hand, I hate beauty and I applaud Victoria's Secret for trying to deconstruct and distort it by presenting morbid obesity and queerness as objectively beautiful," explained Satan. "But I mean c'mon where's all the hot, tantalizing LUST these days?! These things used to be serious sin gateways!"
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Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler will soon follow and have trans”women” with d*cks in the centerfold.
Dudes with tits not chicks with d!!KS. They are not chicks.
So disgusting.
Sometimes I watch music with videos on YouTube.
Occasionally ads come on.
I keep having to see minority women, that are morbidly obese, putting on diapers before hitting the town.
The chicks are like 40.
Do fat minorities just pee themselves?
I’m a white male. I have never searched for any product even remotely near anything to indicate that I have a vagina, I’m not white, or that I piss my pants.
I think it’s done to anger me…
Once again satire is so true. I have no idea what Victoria Secrets advertising looks like, but I do see other ads with too many bovine women. It’s really sickening. Not only is it repulsive, it’s not healthy for women to be obese. That includes mental health. Fifty percent of women are already bat chit crazy and now Maddison Ave is telling women that it is okay to be gluttons. That most certainly leads to sloth and has other ungodly consequences. The biggest impact has to be constant rejection from men. I know one thing for certain, I treat fat women differently. I become cold and unwelcoming. While I remain polite, my attitude has to come through. It’s get out of my face. I don’t want to look at your fat.
I feel his pain
If you are watching YouTude videos then you must have seen the Booking.com ads. That bovine creature that wears outlandishly colored outfits is repulsive. It’s everything a woman shouldn’t be. And then there’s her cuck man. The guy has no respect for himself. What the hell are advertisers thinking. It only makes me to never use Booking.com
I must be a nerd. I’m having trouble with the math.
Headline from 2017:
Playboy to Feature Its First Transgender Playmate
I think it’s brainwashing aimed at us because “it” knows we’re on here and visit other conservative content.
That’s my conspiracy, and I’m sticking to it.
Are you saying if we watch left wing videos that we’ll see hot chicks?
So they custom the ads for the target audience of the youtube videos you're watching. If you're watching videos popular among older women (i.e. clips from Murder She Wrote) you'll see adds targeting older women. During football season, I often pull up recordings of football games of my team's next opponent. Thus, I'll see beer commercials even though I don't drink beer.
Woah! Don’t get crazy…
What the hell am I watching that makes them think I’m a pants pissing female minority?!?
I need to rethink my life now…
You owe me.
The funny thing is that there will be a liberal blogger who will try to claim the 800% is wrong, but not know why . . .
It could be nothing so blatantly for old women. Perhaps it’s something only somewhat more popular among older women. For example, maybe some statistician has determined that people who look up videos of the royal family are prone to be older women.
That makes sense, but I don’t do that. Maybe 80’s music?
I just put on a video…Melissa McCarthy for Booking.com
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