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Election Results Reversed in Florida [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 June 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/20/2023 6:45:04 AM PDT by John Semmens

Student and administrative leaders at the University of South Florida reversed the election victory of Sebastian Solano and Jessica Malanga for student body president and vice president. Solano and Malanga had 1,076 votes. The second place finishers Cesar Esmeraldi and Elizabeth Volmy had 1,011 votes.

The nominal grounds for overturning the results stemmed from an instance where during the campaign the winning candidates passed out snacks and handed out fliers with a QR code linked to online voting. USF Dean of Students Danielle McDonald ruled that "the votes were very close and the violation was severe enough that I am upholding the Student Government Supreme Court's decision to disqualify the Solano/Malanga ticket."

"From a substantive perspective, there is serious doubt in my mind that Malanga, an intern for Republican Ron DeSantis' gubernatorial re-election campaign and an opponent of a student government resolution supporting transgenders, truly represents the majority of the student body's political views on these or any other topics," McDonald added.

If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,503034.0.html


TOPICS: Education; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: communistdemocracy; dictatorship; postandrun; satire; selfpromotion; universityeducation

1 posted on 06/20/2023 6:45:04 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“Can’t be having that!”


2 posted on 06/20/2023 7:02:56 AM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable. Even more so.)
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To: John Semmens

When I was a kid one sleazy trick the local Dems pulled was on Election Day hire medical transport vans and send them to the nursing homes to bring the residents to the polling places. With the promise of a free lunch afterwards. On route they’d be handed lists of the Dem candidates, nod nod wink wink. They’ve come a long way from those days


3 posted on 06/20/2023 7:03:08 AM PDT by Impala64ssa (81 million votes my ass!)
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To: John Semmens

By the title, I thought maybe Al Gore was declared the winner of 2000...


4 posted on 06/20/2023 7:14:40 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: John Semmens

Link: Trump Indictment Amended


5 posted on 06/20/2023 7:26:12 AM PDT by TexasGator
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To: John Semmens

According to Malanga, “She was the prosecution’s star witness, but admitted on the stand to publicly supporting the Cesar and Elizabeth ticket on Instagram. On a post announcing the Solano and Malanga victory, she admitted to liking a comment which read “It ain’t over till it’s over.” We asked why she would like such an inflammatory comment if not but to encourage the overthrowing of the outcome of the election. Unfortunately, her other friends on the Supreme Court were not swayed by this blatant conflict of interest.

https://www.tampafp.com/conservative-usf-students-allege-vague-rules/


6 posted on 06/20/2023 7:40:42 AM PDT by TexasGator
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LOL - the DeepState says that this is what Trump wanted Pence to do.
I would call these people at USF c*cks*ckers.
But that would be unfair to those persons who are ONLY c0ck$ucker$.


7 posted on 06/20/2023 10:07:28 AM PDT by Honest Nigerian
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To: John Semmens

Students 49,766 (2022–2023)[3]
Undergraduates 36,948 (2022–2023)[3]
Postgraduates 11,114 (2022–2023)[3]
Other students 1,704 (2022–2023)[3]

49,766 students and all they could get is 2,200 students to vote. I would suggest this organization does not actually reperesent the student body.


8 posted on 06/20/2023 10:12:04 AM PDT by Steven Scharf
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