Posted on 05/31/2023 2:30:12 PM PDT by Its All Over Except ...
ATLANTA — As his first act, Chick-fil-A's new VP of Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion Erick McReynolds has revised company vocab guidelines, requiring white employees to move away from simple phrases like "my pleasure" and instead use preferred equitable language such as, "my privilege."
VP McReynolds said of the change, "Chick-fil-A restaurants have long been recognized as a place where people know they will be treated well. So in the interest of fixing something that isn't broken, we now require our privileged employees to express how they use their privilege to be allies to minorities by serving them great-tasting chicken sandwiches."
"We are committed to ensuring mutual respect," he continued. "We will do this by humiliating white people as often as possible."
Sources say white employees will also be required to kneel respectfully and raise their fists in the air whenever a black person enters the store. They will also be required to punch themselves in the face when asked.
McReynolds is reportedly surprised by the drama kicked up in the wake of his announcement. "I've been the Executive Director of Diversity, Equity & Inclusion since 2020. I'm a VP now, but we've always been headed in this direction."
"Check your privilege. Jeez."
At publishing time, Chick-fil-A had also hired a graphic designer to create a cool new pride logo for the company.
...eeeehmm...
Delay my last...
I used to like CFA, but I am allergic to carrageenan (the goo from boiled freshwater seaweed) and yeast. Over the past few years, CFA has added yeast extract to all of the chicken products and they use carrageenan to thicken their milkshakes.
I guess these are cheaper than using the real ingredients.
Total no-go now.
Ditto! Saw the Twitter link and fell for it!
I’m so glad this just the Babylon Bee and not the New York Times.
Sure doesn’t sound like satire.
I see a sharks waiting to be jumped circling Chick-Fil-A...
A bitter disappointment to see another Christian organization go to the evil side...
There is no observable end to the growth of the dark tyranny that envelopes us...
The Bee got me again...
Since you seem to be a self appointed “deep thinker”, what politicians in D.C. did these evil criminals go after more than Trump, his family and some of his close associates?
Go ahead and give me your list. Thanks.
This is beyond the pale. Chick-fil-A’s Dan Cathy goes full woke and says that every white person should get on their knees and shine black people’s shoes with a “sense of shame, a sense of embarrassment” for racial injustice.
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Thanks for the link to that. I’ll never again step foot in one of their Chump-fil-A slop joints.
Hey idiot. The story is from The Bee
Chick-fil-A, the chicken sandwich chain long beloved by conservatives for its longstanding opposition to same-sex marriage, is sparking boycott calls after announcing that it has hired an executive in charge of diversity, equity, and inclusion.
https://nypost.com/2023/05/30/chick-fil-a-sparks-anti-woke-outrage-for-hiring-vp-of-dei/
You should apologize to that poster, the video is real.
I live in Chik Fil A country. It ain’t happening. The Bee got people again
Bwahahahaha
Do you even eat at Chik Fil A ever?
THIS story is from the Bee. The Dan Cathy story is merely old.
Are you saying this isn’t real?
“”This is beyond the pale. Chick-fil-A’s Dan Cathy goes full woke and says that every white person should get on their knees and shine black people’s shoes with a “sense of shame, a sense of embarrassment” for racial injustice.””
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1663755897506783235
Satire.
“Go ahead and give me your list. Thanks.”
You have got to be stupid. I suppose you can’t recognize sarcasm when it kicks you in the ass. I was mocking the DeSantis-bots.
“Chick” who?
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