Posted on 05/31/2023 2:30:12 PM PDT by Its All Over Except ...
ATLANTA — As his first act, Chick-fil-A's new VP of Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion Erick McReynolds has revised company vocab guidelines, requiring white employees to move away from simple phrases like "my pleasure" and instead use preferred equitable language such as, "my privilege."
VP McReynolds said of the change, "Chick-fil-A restaurants have long been recognized as a place where people know they will be treated well. So in the interest of fixing something that isn't broken, we now require our privileged employees to express how they use their privilege to be allies to minorities by serving them great-tasting chicken sandwiches."
"We are committed to ensuring mutual respect," he continued. "We will do this by humiliating white people as often as possible."
Sources say white employees will also be required to kneel respectfully and raise their fists in the air whenever a black person enters the store. They will also be required to punch themselves in the face when asked.
McReynolds is reportedly surprised by the drama kicked up in the wake of his announcement. "I've been the Executive Director of Diversity, Equity & Inclusion since 2020. I'm a VP now, but we've always been headed in this direction."
"Check your privilege. Jeez."
At publishing time, Chick-fil-A had also hired a graphic designer to create a cool new pride logo for the company.
“They got hoodwinked!”
And, according to the deep thinkers on this site, Trump is the only person to get betrayed!
Lordy how I love The Bee
Hasn’t caught on around here yet
It’s The Bee
Get over yourself
There is some sort of chicken shack on every corner of every business district. As Yogi said to Little BooBoo: “Students, be prudent.”
I still praise it. Good food. Nice employees.
Check the source
They have other choices
Perfecto
A) you don’t know what you’re missing
B). It’s the friggin Bee
Triggering to good people like me....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M
This man popularized the phrase. Black disc jockey and then station owner in Los Angeles in the 1960s.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/145056188177?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=145056188177&targetid=1529493
Ian Miles Cheong
This is beyond the pale. Chick-fil-A’s Dan Cathy goes full woke and says that every white person should get on their knees and shine black people’s shoes with a “sense of shame, a sense of embarrassment” for racial injustice.
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1663755897506783235
Regardless of Babylon Bee, this is actually happening in all woke places even if not in literally those words.
Workplaces have been a gauntlet for whites to walk through every day for a long time. I passed a sensitivity exam (with all employees) with 100% at my university library job. “Would you consider the following situation to be offensive to a Muslim person at work....”
Jokes or not, it’s a bad time.
With the headlines of FR today, while hitting the Latest Posts button over and over….this is all very believable.
Nobody should be too embarrassed.
Everyone should go to the gun range and pop off a few rounds…It improves your target finding confidence and will help with your mental state of security etc.
For those who didn’t see: THIS IS SATIRE FROM THE BABYLON BEE.
My ass!
Yeah I got that, and there’s no Chick-fil-a within 75 miles of me.
I went through the article twice before I realized that I had been burned by Babylon Bee ...
Maybe the diversity director is a perverted homo deviate.....I wont go back to the Chick house. Dump Chic-fil-a stock now.
Read the FReaking thread!
This is a Babylon Bee article!
Eat mor Chicken!
what an asshole...
...like this is really going to be taken this way. the afros are gonna have a field day with this!!
Idiots.
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