LOL!
Posted on 03/25/2023 10:24:33 AM PDT by Rummyfan
Representatives from the trans community across the nation are reporting record levels of feeling "extremely unsafe" due to the knowledge that somewhere out there, a hockey player might not be wearing a pride jersey.
"In order for us to feel safe, it's essential that every person on earth agree with our opinions and openly celebrate them in public at all times," said Trans Community Safety Liaison Bertha Glamqueen. "The knowledge that even one hockey player somewhere in the world is maybe not fully endorsing our beliefs is literal genocide."
The distressing news comes after player Ivan Provorov refused to wear a shirt with rainbows on it and the NHL's Blackhawks announced they will not wear pride jerseys on pride night. Experts are warning this may cause trans people to die from being unsafe.
"What kind of fascist would let someone feel unsafe?" said Glamqueen as a 5-year-old stuffed a $20 in his G-string. "This groundswell of anti-LGBTQ hatred is absolutely terrifying."
At publishing time, the entire trans community had been led to feel even more unsafe after hearing that a guy named Steve from Peoria attends a non-queer-affirming church.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
LOL!
Babylon Bee for the win!
Wait, the Babylon bee is supposed to be a satire site. This is just every day news.
they have Good Gnus and bad Gnus
What a world we live in, eh?
The horror of it all.
Trans Community Feeling Unsafe Knowing There’s A Hockey Player Somewhere Out There Not Wearing A Pride Jersey!
Babylon Bee ^ | 24 Mar 2023 | Eds
Posted on 3/25/2023, 10:24:33 AM by Rummyfan
Representatives from the trans community across the nation are reporting record levels of feeling “extremely unsafe” due to the knowledge that somewhere out there, a hockey player might not be wearing a pride jersey.
“In order for us to feel safe, it’s essential that every person on earth agree with our opinions and openly celebrate them in public at all times,” said Trans Community Safety Liaison Bertha Glamqueen. “The knowledge that even one hockey player somewhere in the world is maybe not fully endorsing our beliefs is literal genocide.”
The distressing news comes after player Ivan Provorov refused to wear a shirt with rainbows on it and the NHL’s Blackhawks announced they will not wear pride jerseys on pride night. Experts are warning this may cause trans people to die from being unsafe.
“What kind of fascist would let someone feel unsafe?” said Glamqueen as a 5-year-old stuffed a $20 in his G-string. “This groundswell of anti-LGBTQ hatred is absolutely terrifying.”
At publishing time, the entire trans community had been led to feel even more unsafe after hearing that a guy named Steve from Peoria attends a non-queer-affirming church.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
You must wear the ribbon!
Just a posted notice to remind us all.
Dear FRiends, our 1st qtr FReepathon is running behind. It looks like we’re not going to hit our target, but with your help, maybe we can at least get it over 90%. 3/25/2023, 11:36:11 AM · by Jim Robinson
Even though it is the Bee, I’ve always wanted to see a bunch of pansies playing hockey. (/sarc?/)
Hey tranny freak, please do what so many of you do, commit suicide.
Time must be getting short
The Bee is always funny..I love the spokesqueen’s name: Glamqueen..
This is about as close as they got:
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