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NYC Rioters Get $6 Million Settlement [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 March 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/07/2023 9:44:55 AM PST by John Semmens

People who rioted in New York City during the protests over the death of career criminal George Floyd in Minneapolis while in police custody have been awarded $6 million in "damages" because some of the NYC police officers who arrested them weren't wearing masks.

Bill deBlasio, NYC's mayor at the time of the riots, called the settlement "righteous. The hundreds of people arrested during the riot were needlessly exposed to the deadly covid virus by cops who went into the streets unmasked. While we may never know how many thousands died as a result of this despicable negligence, the survivors deserve compensation for the mental anguish they had to endure as a result."

The rioters started fires, vandalized statues, looted more than 400 stores--many of them small and family owned--and injured over 100 police officers. The damages are estimated to have exceeded $100 million. Many of the uninsured small businesses were bankrupted by the rioters.

DeBlasio showed little concern for these injured parties, saying "the grievances of the rioters against the racial injustices of slavery and discrimination go back hundreds of years. In a sense, the small shop owners were getting a taste of what it must have been like to be a slave and made to suffer the abuse of white masters. While some of the rioters achieved partial compensation through looting, not all did. The estimated $21,500 per person payout from the settlement will help right this wrong."

In related news, the defunding of police that Black Lives Matter has demanded since the George Floyd incident has corresponded with a 30% increase in the number of black persons being murdered. Far more black people are murdered by criminals than are killed by police. Ninety percent of the time the black victim's murderer is also black. Perhaps if there were more police fewer blacks would become murder victims.

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: arson; assault; deblasio; floyd; murder; satire; slavery; theft

1 posted on 03/07/2023 9:44:55 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

This is insane!.....................


2 posted on 03/07/2023 9:50:16 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: John Semmens

The “deadly COVID virus” with a 99.8% survival rate.

Up is down and down is up.


3 posted on 03/07/2023 9:53:16 AM PST by Deo volente ("When we see the image of a baby in the womb, we glimpse the majesty of God's creation." Pres. Trump)
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To: Red Badger

The libs will recoup this atrocity from all the fly-over taxpayers. Mark my words.


4 posted on 03/07/2023 9:55:31 AM PST by George from New England
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To: John Semmens
Riot over an overdose, get a payout.

Protest voter fraud, go to jail.

Okay, got it.

5 posted on 03/07/2023 9:56:36 AM PST by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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To: John Semmens

The January 6 Peaceful Protesters should get a couple billion dollars.


6 posted on 03/07/2023 10:30:00 AM PST by tired&retired (Blessings )
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To: John Semmens

Crime does not pay...unless you’re on the side of the Dims.


7 posted on 03/07/2023 10:48:56 AM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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