Posted on 03/04/2023 8:47:26 AM PST by allen592
In a viral Pinterest video, a good Samaritan is seen carrying a three-toed sloth that is slowly crossing a road. The man not only helps the sloth cross the road but also carries it to a tree to make things easier for the animal. Once on the tree's body, the sloth happily continues its tedious journey.
The heartwarming moment is when the man waves the sloth goodbye and the animal smiles back as if to say thank you.
For a moment thought “sloth” was a euphemism for democrat millenial
Sloths hit the ground when they need to relieve themselves.
The smile would must like be when dogs finish their business and are happy.
Suspect that he he sloth took a dump while the guy carried it.
Thank you for posting this.
The sloth’s reaction is precious!
Why did the sloth cross the road?
Trying to catch up with the chicken...
He looks just like some of the stoners I went to high school with.
Little to do with its emotional state.
Pure anthropomorphism.
Sloth-“ It’s the wrong tree, you idiot!”
Seriously, it’s precious…
Those claws do look formidable!
I always love a good animal story!
It does look as if the critter waves a friendly "goodbye" or salute to his helper.
I’d be nervous about those claws.
They make a slow-man and throw slow-balls.
2. How long does it take for a sloth to cross the road?
Nobody knows. It’s still working on it.
3. Why are sloths the most social animals?
They love to hang out.
4. What do you call a slow slot machine at a casino?
A sloth machine.
5. What do sloths read every morning?
The snooze paper.
6. What’s a sloth’s favorite band?
Slow Patrol.
7. Why didn’t the sloth want to go out?
It wanted to sleep.
8. How does a sloth express gratitude?
Thank you slow much.
9. What do you call a sloth that studies existence and nature?
Philo-sloth-ical.
10. How does a sloth encourage others to persevere?
Hang in there.
11. What do sloths drink in the morning?
Sloth-ee.
12. What does a sloth say before it has a party?
Let’s get sloth-ed.
13. What kind of food will you never find a sloth eating?
Fast food.
14. Why don’t sloths kiss on a first date?
They take it slow.
15. Why did the sloth get a computer science degree?
To become a sloth-ware engineer.
16. Why did the sloth condition its fur?
To make it sloth-t.
17. What did the sloth say when it got in trouble for being late?
Better late than never.
18. What’s a sloth’s favorite piece of furniture?
A sloth-a.
19. What do scientists call an intelligent sloth?
A slow-mo-sapien.
20. How much do sloths eat?
A sloth-ful lot.
21. What sport do sloths play?
Sloth-ball.
22. What’s a sloth’s favorite year of high school?
Sloth-more year.
Okay, that's enough of that slothfulness...
Adorable, but I’ll bet it was stinky as hell.
Deaf Smith, I suspect you know more about the toilet habits of sloths than anyone!
Coz he needs a forklift to lift him to the other side...
—oh sorry I thought it said SLOB.
Thank you for this. It’s adorable, brings a smile to my heart.
I plan to buy the book, Sloth Yoga, when I go to the store Monday. Very cute and will make an excellent gift for certain friends.
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