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Biden Announces U.S. Surrender To Chinese Balloon
Babylon Bee ^ | 02/03/2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/03/2023 3:17:35 PM PST by DFG

WORLD — In a surprise statement to the world from the White House Situation Room, President Biden has announced America's unconditional surrender to the Chinese Spy Balloon.

"Listen, folks, it's over," said Biden as a single tear ran down his face. "We're outgunned here. There's no hope that we can match the awesome power of this giant balloon."

Biden's voice was drowned out by the dozens of weeping journalists gathered outside the room.

"I urge you all to hug your loved ones and embrace your children, for the end is near. God help us all," Biden finally said before signing off for the last time.

At publishing time, Americans had been urged by the administration to start learning Mandarin.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; balloon; biden; china; redchina; surrender

1 posted on 02/03/2023 3:17:35 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG
He is not a number, he is a Free Man!


2 posted on 02/03/2023 3:23:17 PM PST by bigbob
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To: DFG

😂


3 posted on 02/03/2023 3:28:20 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: DFG

😂


4 posted on 02/03/2023 3:28:30 PM PST by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money)
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To: DFG
signing off for the last time.

If only it was not the Bee.

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5 posted on 02/03/2023 3:29:24 PM PST by TLI (ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: bigbob

GOOD ONE!


6 posted on 02/03/2023 3:30:10 PM PST by Fledermaus (It's time to get rid of the Three McStooges; Mitch, Kevin and Ronna!)
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To: DFG

Why is that MAGA Republican F-15s (instead of AR-15s) to take on the government, but the Chinese only need a ballon?


7 posted on 02/03/2023 3:43:02 PM PST by seowulf (Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
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To: DFG

Cowards. Rats are pretty brave when it comes to sending jackbooted thugs against Americans. But they, like all bullies, shrink in fear from foreign murder-states.


8 posted on 02/03/2023 4:04:53 PM PST by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: DFG

Balloons scare me!


9 posted on 02/03/2023 4:59:52 PM PST by Mark (DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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To: DFG
Americans had been urged by the administration to start learning Mandarin.

First six words: "Please do not shoot my parents."
10 posted on 02/03/2023 5:34:54 PM PST by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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To: DFG

Shoot down the balloon by Shawn Farash Trump
https://twitter.com/Shawn_Farash/status/1621560316936028164

Kristy Swanson takes off
https://twitter.com/KristySwansonXO/status/1621543907665367040

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
@RepMTG
Chinese Spy Balloon. Happy Valentines Day to Eric Swalwell

Catturd ™
@catturd2
The Chinese Spy Balloon is currently floating over our county reminding the world how utterly worthless and weak the Biden regime is.

The Biden regime is so incompetent - they can’t figure out how to pop a balloon.

The same exact people who call you a Putin puppet from daring to oppose over $100,000,000,000 to Ukraine in a year - are perfectly fine with a Chinese Spy balloon over American soil.

Don’t worry ... If the China spy balloon flies over Ukraine the Biden regime will shoot it down in 5-seconds-flat.


11 posted on 02/03/2023 5:41:48 PM PST by minnesota_bound (Need more money to buy everything now)
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To: DFG

“The sky is secure.” - Mayorkas


12 posted on 02/03/2023 5:53:39 PM PST by 1956tbyrd
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To: DFG

Here's some background music for this thread.

Montanans were able to get a closeup view of the big Chinese balloon intruder when it briefly landed, in order to gather some data from ground level to send back to China.



"Eye Of The Tiger"

(song link)

13 posted on 02/03/2023 6:49:58 PM PST by Songcraft
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To: minnesota_bound

Impotent... is Biden, in ALL realms.

The United States has an unmatched CUCK for a leader.


14 posted on 02/04/2023 12:19:42 AM PST by freepersup (“Those who conceal crimes are preparing to commit new ones.” ~Vuk Draskovic~)
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To: DFG

Liberals claim the Chinese spy balloon was just a bunch of hot air.


15 posted on 02/04/2023 8:31:57 PM PST by TBP (Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Biden regime.)
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