Skip to comments.Biden Announces U.S. Surrender To Chinese Balloon
Posted on 02/03/2023 3:17:35 PM PST by DFG
WORLD — In a surprise statement to the world from the White House Situation Room, President Biden has announced America's unconditional surrender to the Chinese Spy Balloon.
"Listen, folks, it's over," said Biden as a single tear ran down his face. "We're outgunned here. There's no hope that we can match the awesome power of this giant balloon."
Biden's voice was drowned out by the dozens of weeping journalists gathered outside the room.
"I urge you all to hug your loved ones and embrace your children, for the end is near. God help us all," Biden finally said before signing off for the last time.
At publishing time, Americans had been urged by the administration to start learning Mandarin.
If only it was not the Bee.
Why is that MAGA Republican F-15s (instead of AR-15s) to take on the government, but the Chinese only need a ballon?
Cowards. Rats are pretty brave when it comes to sending jackbooted thugs against Americans. But they, like all bullies, shrink in fear from foreign murder-states.
Balloons scare me!
Shoot down the balloon by Shawn Farash Trump
Kristy Swanson takes off
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
Chinese Spy Balloon. Happy Valentines Day to Eric Swalwell
The Chinese Spy Balloon is currently floating over our county reminding the world how utterly worthless and weak the Biden regime is.
The Biden regime is so incompetent - they can’t figure out how to pop a balloon.
The same exact people who call you a Putin puppet from daring to oppose over $100,000,000,000 to Ukraine in a year - are perfectly fine with a Chinese Spy balloon over American soil.
Don’t worry ... If the China spy balloon flies over Ukraine the Biden regime will shoot it down in 5-seconds-flat.
“The sky is secure.” - Mayorkas
"Eye Of The Tiger"
Impotent... is Biden, in ALL realms.
The United States has an unmatched CUCK for a leader.
Liberals claim the Chinese spy balloon was just a bunch of hot air.
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