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GoFundMe Page Started To Help Complete MLK Statue
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Posted on 01/16/2023 6:05:40 PM PST by Impala64ssa

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS — In honor of Dr. King and Coretta Scott King, artist Hank Thomas has unveiled a 20ft statue of the two hugging called the 'The Embrace'. Unfortunately, the artist was only able to afford to make a statue of their arms embracing and now a GoFundMe has been put together to raise money to complete the sculpture to include their heads and torsos.

According to the GoFundMe listing, with just $10 million they can add torsos, and with $10 million more they can sculpt their faces. The listing urgently requests everyone come together and help him finish this prematurely unveiled statue.

"PLEASE donate ASAP to complete this statue! Anything you can put towards this is greatly appreciated, as it helps it not look like I made a disrespectful sculpture of arms holding some kind of mysterious fleshy appendage," said artist Hank Thomas on the GoFundMe page. "With your contributions, we can finish my work and honor the great legacy of Martin Luther King Jr.."

"It's just hard in Biden's economy," added artist Hank Thomas. "Nowadays you can't even complete a simple sculpture with just $10 million dollars. The price of bronze has just skyrocketed beyond belief!"

At publishing time, GoFundMe announced that this was the fastest-ever fundraiser to hit its goal in the site's history as Americans of all races came together to finally make a beautiful piece of art to honor MLK Jr.


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: boston; mlk; satire
Last month, the NY Slimes effed up with the crossword puzzle with the swastika pattern that just "happened" to appear in the Dec 18, 2022 issue, the first day of Hanukkah, now this. What do the woketards have on tap next month?
1 posted on 01/16/2023 6:05:40 PM PST by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa

Perfect.


2 posted on 01/16/2023 6:08:26 PM PST by SaxxonWoods (The only way to secure your own future is to create it yourself. 111 is the key.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Just needs the two testicles...
Should be cheap...


3 posted on 01/16/2023 6:09:36 PM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is the next Sam Adams when we so desperatly need him)
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To: SuperLuminal

LeBron will pay for the new look!


4 posted on 01/16/2023 6:11:45 PM PST by V V Camp Enari 67-68 ( This clears up a lot of misconceptions.)
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To: Impala64ssa

I thought it was funny when I thought it was referring to that official piece of garbage in DC (which was featured on local DC news today when I was down there eating).


5 posted on 01/16/2023 7:03:40 PM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMV)
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To: SuperLuminal

They could probably use these, but they have to find a way to transport them to beantown.

     

6 posted on 01/16/2023 7:14:29 PM PST by Songcraft
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To: Impala64ssa

Someone described it as someone trying to hold up Shaq’s junk.


7 posted on 01/16/2023 7:19:32 PM PST by Vermont Lt
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To: Vermont Lt

Several of us on another thread independently thought it looked like a man trying to shove his head up his own butt.


8 posted on 01/16/2023 7:21:52 PM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Vermont Lt

This statue might also be considered as honoring transgenders.   If a man really becomes a transgender, this part of them goes one way, and the rest of them goes another way.

9 posted on 01/16/2023 7:29:17 PM PST by Songcraft
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To: Impala64ssa

They should allow “graffiti artists” to volunteer to complete it.


10 posted on 01/16/2023 7:32:53 PM PST by UnwashedPeasant (The pandemic we suffer from is not COVID. It is Marxist Democrat Leftism.)
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To: Impala64ssa

It looks like the creature in the John Carpenter movie The Thing. If not, it looks like arms embracing a big poop....
What do you want for 10 Million ? Heads ?


11 posted on 01/16/2023 7:39:49 PM PST by The Sentient Sheep
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To: Impala64ssa

$10bucks to tear that sucker down...


12 posted on 01/16/2023 8:13:53 PM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: Impala64ssa

When they unveiled this "statue" in Boston, I think they should have played this old Burger King commercial:   "It Takes Two Hands To Handle A Whopper..."

13 posted on 01/16/2023 8:28:14 PM PST by Songcraft
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To: Impala64ssa

I thought it is a sculpture of one of those big hand characters with his head up his bum.


14 posted on 01/17/2023 6:28:28 AM PST by Sequoyah101 (Procrastination is just a form of defiance.)
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To: Impala64ssa

It looks like someone holding a large eel. I must say the hands are well done. As for the rest .... ugh.

15 posted on 01/21/2023 10:52:34 AM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized of man. )
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