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Washington Post Lowers Flag To Half-Staff For Journalists Suspended From Twitter
Babylon Bee ^ | 12/19/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/19/2022 12:42:34 PM PST by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a solemn moment of solidarity, The Washington Post has lowered the flags at all its buildings nationwide to half-staff in remembrance of the brave journalists who were suspended from Twitter by Elon Musk.

"We must never forget that dark, dark, day when the voices of 9 courageous heroes of journalism were cast into the outer darkness by the fascist Elon Musk," said WaPo Editor in Chief Narbles McQuack in a statement. "They were suspended for hours and hours before being reinstated. They almost died, and so did our democracy. The world may never know just how close we came to losing everything."

Employees then bowed their heads and observed a moment of silence as the names of Ryan Mac of The New York Times, Donie O'Sullivan of CNN, and Keith Olbermann were read along with several others who gave everything in the line of duty.

"We must never, ever forget what happened on Thursday, December 19th, 2022," continued McQuack. "This was like twelve January 6ths and five 9/11s combined. Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it."

McQuack then dismissed his employees as he was running late for a 3 PM meeting with the FBI on what news they would be allowed to publish that day.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; compost; mcquack; twitter; washingtonpost
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1 posted on 12/19/2022 12:42:34 PM PST by DFG
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The Soviet flag?.................


2 posted on 12/19/2022 12:44:45 PM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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3 posted on 12/19/2022 12:45:34 PM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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4 posted on 12/19/2022 12:47:14 PM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: DFG

Almost got me....


5 posted on 12/19/2022 12:50:35 PM PST by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: DFG

Weren’t they just suspended for 7 days?


6 posted on 12/19/2022 12:51:09 PM PST by keats5
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Lowered due to the death of journalistic integrity perhaps.


7 posted on 12/19/2022 12:51:17 PM PST by patriot torch
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To: patriot torch

Darn, ya got me. Just noticed the source.
Hard to tell reality from parody anymore.


8 posted on 12/19/2022 12:52:46 PM PST by keats5
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"Lowered due to the death of journalistic integrity perhaps."

If it ever existed, its death occurred a long time ago.

9 posted on 12/19/2022 12:55:49 PM PST by Carl Vehse (A proud member of the LGBFJB community)
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To: DFG

Maybe next week, ABC can lower the flag for the compost and CNN . . .


10 posted on 12/19/2022 1:02:53 PM PST by MCSETots
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To: DFG
Seriously WashPooh?
11 posted on 12/19/2022 1:06:18 PM PST by Chgogal (Welcome to Fuhrer Biden's Weaponized Fascist Banana Republic! It's the road to hell..)
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To: DFG

I love the lively mind(s) at that place!


12 posted on 12/19/2022 1:06:49 PM PST by SaxxonWoods (Successful People Have a Sense of Gratitude. Unsuccessful People Have a Sense of Entitlement)
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To: Sacajaweau

“Almost got me”

Because it sounds just like some drama queen snowflake bullshit they’re capable of.


13 posted on 12/19/2022 1:08:01 PM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: V_TWIN

Like lowering the flag in Joisey for famous druggie singer.


14 posted on 12/19/2022 1:09:05 PM PST by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: Sacajaweau

The headline alone got me.


15 posted on 12/19/2022 1:10:43 PM PST by ArcadeQuarters (Remember the 2020 backstabbers. No more RINOs ever!)
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That’s pathetic. What a bunch of juveniles.


16 posted on 12/19/2022 1:26:55 PM PST by Cobra64 (Common sense isn’t common anymore.)
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The Bee snookered me!


17 posted on 12/19/2022 1:27:48 PM PST by Cobra64 (Common sense isn’t common anymore.)
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If they were journalists they wouldn’t have been suspended from Twitter.

They were agents of propaganda period.


18 posted on 12/19/2022 1:35:24 PM PST by Vaduz (LAWYERS )
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To: DFG

Twitter lowered their staff by 1/2, also.


19 posted on 12/19/2022 1:38:37 PM PST by dangus
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To: Cobra64

I think you just got stung by “The Bee.”


20 posted on 12/19/2022 1:42:35 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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