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DeSantis Wants Covid Vaccine Investigation [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 December 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/18/2022 9:49:27 AM PST by John Semmens

This week Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-Fla) petitioned for a grand jury investigation into "any crimes and wrongdoing related to the development, promotion and distribution of the COVID-19 vaccines." He also called for the establishment of a state Public Health Integrity Committee, saying "the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has lost the public's trust. Withholding data on the scope of the damage done by the covid vaccines and censoring scientific research into potential alternative therapies for dealing with the disease harm public health. True science requires freedom to pursue different hypotheses. The health of our people needs a more reliable guardian than the CDC."

Dr. Anthony Fauci denounced "the disunifying impact that an independent state source of information would have on the public's confidence in public health authorities. If anyone had been allowed to contradict the CDC we would never have been able to achieve the vaccination rates that were needed to save the country from the deadliest disease to strike the nation in our lifetimes. The covid vaccines saved billions of lives and will continue to save billions more. Anything that might cause vaccine hesitancy would be a crime against humanity."

"Considering that the vaccine trials were halted before any evidence of safety and effectiveness were proved debunk's Dr. Fauci's boast that these drugs had a net positive impact on health," DeSantis asserted. "In practice, we've seen that getting the vaccines doesn't immunize the recipient from getting or transmitting covid. Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo found a disturbing rise in serious heart disease in young men receiving the mRNA covid vaccines. Perhaps the rush to get these vaccines to market was a disastrous error. Rather than continuing to rely on the unverified claims of Dr. Fauci, let's get some real evidence one way or the other."

Meanwhile, in the United Kingdom, Suffolk senior coroner Nigel Parsley attributed the sudden death of an otherwise healthy Jack Last, a 27-year-old man to blood clots three weeks after being injected with the AstraZeneca version of the mRNA covid vaccine. Fauci called the autopsy finding "inconclusive and insignificant when compared to the number of lives saved by the vaccines." Ladapo countered, saying that "my research shows that the risk to reward benefit for vaccinated men aged 18-39 is negative. Insisting that all must be vaccinated defies common sense."

In related news, after a study showing that covid vaccinated persons have fewer traffic crashes than persons who have not been vaccinated, the Canadian government is considering requiring vaccination in order to get a driver's license. Canadian Minister of Health Jean-Yves Duclos admitted "we have no idea of what the cause-and-effect relationship might be, but I think it's better to be safe than sorry."

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: cdc; fauci; ladapo; postandrun; satire; selfpromotion

1 posted on 12/18/2022 9:49:27 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Better late than never I suppose, but there were plenty of studies out more than a year ago showing the jab was dangerous. It’s kinda easy to come out and question it now.


2 posted on 12/18/2022 10:04:53 AM PST by jimwatx
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To: jimwatx

The problem is that a year ago we still were only on the first booster and a third of the population got that.

Since then, we’ve had the second booster and now the first seasonal ‘rona vaxseem and only about a sixth of the population went for those. Plus, the flu vaxseem is not as popular as it once was.

This is a signal that the ‘rona vaxseem hesitant are the majority and thus willing to entertain the notion that we were played.


3 posted on 12/18/2022 10:27:25 AM PST by CheshireTheCat ("Forgetting pain is convenient.Remembering it agonizing.But recovering truth is worth the suffering")
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To: jimwatx

It takes time for a critical mass of information to come out that cannot be ignored by even the brainwashed.

FDA “turned a blind eye” to “submission of fraudulent data” on covid injections, investigator reveals
https://chemicalviolence.com/2022-12-15-fda-blind-eye-fraudulent-data-covid-vaccines.html

I give DeSantis a lot of credit for this. There are 20 or so AG’s of red states who could join him, but crickets...


4 posted on 12/18/2022 10:59:55 AM PST by CheshireTheCat ("Forgetting pain is convenient.Remembering it agonizing.But recovering truth is worth the suffering")
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To: CheshireTheCat

Well I do hope DeSantis is successful in going after them, the coverup has continued for far too long already. But as far as anyone actually being criminally prosecuted, I wouldn’t get my hopes up. Fauci now claims he doesn’t remember anything, it’s all just a blur so time to move on.


5 posted on 12/18/2022 11:09:48 AM PST by jimwatx
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