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Ilhan Omar Asks If She Can Quickly Add One More Kind Of Marriage To 'Respect For Marriage Act'
Babylon Bee ^
| 11/17/2022
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 11/17/2022 3:49:06 PM PST by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the Respect for Marriage Bill to codify gay marriage nearing final passage, Representative Ilhan Omar has asked for an additional amendment to allow another form of marriage people might want to take advantage of from time to time.
"Hey guys, I dunno, can we add, let's say, 'marriage to your own brother' to the list of officially recognized marriages?" said the Congresswoman from Minneapolis. "Like, say, if you want to rig the immigration system in your favor by marrying a relative, maybe we should just go ahead and legalize it, just in case. Not that I would do that myself, don't be silly."
The congresswoman has requested the new law be retroactive to cover anyone who may have engaged in this activity in the early 2000s. "That would ensure we, ya know, cover our bases and stuff," she said.
Senator Mitch McConnell condemned the proposed change, adding that sibling marriage only works in his home state of Kentucky and shouldn't be rolled out nationwide.
At publishing time, Mitt Romney also requested a last-minute amendment legalizing polygamy.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; kentucky; mcconnell; omar; romney; siblingmarriage
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posted on
11/17/2022 3:49:06 PM PST
by
DFG
To: DFG
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posted on
11/17/2022 3:52:56 PM PST
by
kiryandil
(put yer vote in the box, chump. HARHARHARHAR)
To: kiryandil
Well, she was married to her brother before. Sounds like they had quite a sexual relationship. I mean, I love my sisters and my cousins, but.......Yeah, not that way LOL
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posted on
11/17/2022 3:54:48 PM PST
by
realcleanguy
(quickly things are falling apart, now that the )
To: DFG
I knew this one was the Bee before I clicked on it.
To: kiryandil
I don’t care who are, that’s funny.
To: circlecity
Kapow! Right in the kisser!
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posted on
11/17/2022 4:06:56 PM PST
by
pingman
("I ain't in no ways tarred.." of WINNING!)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Figured it was The Bee just by the headline.
But I did have to check.
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posted on
11/17/2022 4:08:28 PM PST
by
Do_Tar
(I wish I was kidding.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
They had me into the 3rd paragraph. I caught on then!
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posted on
11/17/2022 4:09:36 PM PST
by
egfowler3
(Kung Flu, today's Hypochondriacal psychosis (aka: Delusional parasitosis))
To: DFG
Slightly off topic question.
If I were to marry Ilhan and convert to Islam, could I legally beat her with a stick no larger than my thumb?
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posted on
11/17/2022 4:12:50 PM PST
by
Do_Tar
(All my comments are creative or artistic expression.)
To: Do_Tar
Might I suggest a regime of thumb exercises and perhaps even thumb steroids.
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posted on
11/17/2022 4:14:17 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Soon the January 6 protesters will be held (without trial or bail) longer than Jefferson Davis was.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
I figured it would be; Allow every man to have four wives and maybe some concubines and a few Bachi Boys
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posted on
11/17/2022 4:14:53 PM PST
by
Pollard
( )
To: DFG
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posted on
11/17/2022 4:40:05 PM PST
by
rockabyebaby
(THE BEST IS YET TO COME - (PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP))
To: DFG; bagster
Thanks, DFG.
Bagster, must read from Babylon Bee!
🤣 🤣 🤣
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posted on
11/17/2022 4:53:06 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
( (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.))
To: DFG
I will never respect a poofter or lesbian hook up.
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posted on
11/17/2022 5:01:05 PM PST
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; bitt; ...
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posted on
11/17/2022 5:32:22 PM PST
by
bitt
( <IMG SRC=' 'width=50%>)
To: DFG
Well she is a real brotherplucker!
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posted on
11/17/2022 6:07:53 PM PST
by
Candor7
To: DFG
They almost got me on this one.
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posted on
11/17/2022 6:19:16 PM PST
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
To: DFG
The Muzzie wants to marry a goat.
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posted on
11/17/2022 6:51:05 PM PST
by
FlingWingFlyer
(You can vote your way into socialism but you have to shoot your way out. Remember that Snowflakes!)
To: grey_whiskers; humblegunner
What say you, Bumpkin?
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posted on
11/18/2022 1:17:42 AM PST
by
bagster
To: bagster
I think you’re trying to set me up for a joke
about Girlene and Methany, who technically
ain’t no kin to me, mostly.
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posted on
11/18/2022 6:38:56 AM PST
by
humblegunner
(Ain't drownin', Just wavin'...)
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