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Nation Unsure Whether To Support Party That Runs Brain-Damaged Candidates Or Party That Loses To Brain-Damaged Candidates
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/09/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/09/2022 10:45:38 AM PST by DFG

U.S. — Americans are doing lots of soul-searching after the midterms. According to reports, many are not sure if they want to be the kind of people who support a party running brain-damaged politicians or a party that loses to brain-damaged politicians.

"I mean, clearly the stroke victim is unfit for office, but if you can't beat him then doesn't that make you unfit for office?" wondered undecided voter Carl Weaver to himself as he saw election results. "And what kind of a party would dare run someone like that? Or dare lose to someone like that? Have they no shame?"

According to Google, searches have spiked since the election for things like "competent, coherent politicians in my state" as well as "what party runs candidates without mental handicaps, while simultaneously being more appealing than someone with a mental handicap?" So far, search results have come back empty, except for those users who live in Florida.

At publishing time, Carl decided he would just take option 3 and vote Independent, but he soon realized that all those candidates are both brain-damaged and unable to beat brain-damaged candidates.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; braindamaged; fetterman; oz; pennsylvania

1 posted on 11/09/2022 10:45:38 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Ouch.


2 posted on 11/09/2022 10:47:17 AM PST by Leep (Hillary will NEVER be president! 😁)
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To: DFG

One could say the same thing about President Retard


3 posted on 11/09/2022 10:47:48 AM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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To: NWFree

I wouldn’t be surprise if Tumorman becomes the front runner to take over for retard


4 posted on 11/09/2022 10:50:14 AM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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To: DFG
"I mean, clearly the stroke victim is unfit for office, but if you can't beat him then doesn't that make you unfit for office?"


5 posted on 11/09/2022 10:50:46 AM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: DFG

The Turd Sandwich vs The Giant Douche


6 posted on 11/09/2022 10:51:07 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: DFG

Think about it.

Democrats voted in lock step for a severely mentally impaired man in Pennsylvania.

Why?

Even a little common sense would just see them skip his name on the ballot.

Do the Democrats lack even a little common sense?

No.

Democrat voters don’t vote for the person.

Democrat voters vote for the party.


7 posted on 11/09/2022 10:52:58 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
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To: blueunicorn6

We see things in view of our nation state, The United States.

Democrats see things in view of their tribe, the Democrat tribe.

The United States makes war.

The United States makes pollution.

The United States hurts weak countries.

The Democrat tribe does none of these things.

The Democrat tribe is perfect.

The Democrat tribe protects and helps the tribal members.


8 posted on 11/09/2022 11:00:19 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
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To: DFG

Brain dead senate and house leaders.


9 posted on 11/09/2022 11:07:13 AM PST by ConservativeInPA ( Scratch a leftist and you'll find a fascist )
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To: NWFree

It was aimed at both parties.


10 posted on 11/09/2022 11:24:44 AM PST by GingisK
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To: DFG

PWND.


11 posted on 11/09/2022 12:09:42 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith….)
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To: DFG

There was a perfectly viable conservative candidate - if I recall she was a Black woman with a military background and the “smart” people told us she had no chance of winning. So, the hand-picked and hand-endorsed nominee lost to a perfectly unviable dunce of a candidate.

Obviously, the State of Pennsylvania WANTS to be ruled by village idiots like Jon Fetterman and Joe Biden because they were chosen in two successive election cycles. I believe there should be a Congressional resolution to revoke the membership of the State of Pennsylvania in the union. Elections have consequences and this should be theirs.


12 posted on 11/09/2022 12:12:37 PM PST by OrangeHoof (No food in the stores; fuel prices too high? Thank a liberal.)
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