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Biden Rails Against ‘Enemies of Democracy‘ [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 November 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/05/2022 10:33:56 AM PDT by John Semmens

President Biden made his closing argument to voters in a largely unwatched TV broadcast. He warned that “failure to vote Democrat means siding with the enemies of our democracy. It’s right there on your ballot. Candidates with a ‘D’ after their names are friends of democracy. Candidates with an ‘R’ after their names are rebelling against our democracy.”

As proof of the veracity of his contention, Biden cited the 2 am attack on Paul Pelosi by MAGA extremist David DePape, calling it “emblematic of the type of political violence instigated against democracy by Donald Trump. The brazen nature of this assault was demonstrated by the fact that DePape waited until the police were present before he hit Paul in the head with a hammer. This is the type of lawlessness spawned by incessant Republican resistance to the unity I have been striving to achieve.”

Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel described Biden’s speech as “desperate and dishonest. If anything, the attack on Paul Pelosi illustrates why Democrats’ soft on crime policies are inspiring voters to opt for change. It took the breach of a residence with top-of-the-line security alarms and cameras to gain the attention of a Democrat Party that has been actively ignoring the surge in attacks on ordinary citizens enabled by their policies that let dangerous people go free without posting bail.”

Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre defended her boss, saying “comparing the rapes, stabbings, and shootings of unimportant people to the nearly fatal hammering of the 82-year-old husband of the Speaker of the House of Representatives is shameful. Our society can easily survive the losses inflicted on people who are not vital to the successful functioning of our democracy. The President is confident that voters will be able to make this distinction and reelect the Democrats that are vital to preserving our democracy.”

Sen. Senator Tom Cotton (R-Ark) observed that “to Biden, ‘democracy’ means one thing: Democrats having complete power.” Rep. Andy Biggs (R-Az) contended that “the president’s notion of what constitutes democracy looks an awful lot like tyranny to any sane person.”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: maga; pelosi; postandrun; satire; selfpromotion; trump

1 posted on 11/05/2022 10:33:56 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

It’s good to see Brandon is still brain dead!


2 posted on 11/05/2022 10:37:02 AM PDT by immadashell (Save Innocent Lives: Ban Gun Free Zones)
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To: John Semmens

We’re not against ALL democrazies. Only the fascist Stalinist democrazies like the one being set up here in the U.S. at the present time.


3 posted on 11/05/2022 10:37:35 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer ("Da View's" Sunny Hostin is a far leftwing, racist cockroach.)
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To: John Semmens

The People's Liberation Army Will Set You Free

That's no joke comrades


4 posted on 11/05/2022 10:37:48 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: John Semmens

Speaking of rails Joey, how are you handling the railroad unions threat to strike?


5 posted on 11/05/2022 10:40:38 AM PDT by hflynn
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To: John Semmens

Brandon says the biggest threat to “democracy” is free and fair democratic elections.


6 posted on 11/05/2022 10:43:18 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ( We need to “build back better” on the bones and ashes of those forcing us to “Build Back Better.")
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To: John Semmens

And when did the attacker, the illegal alien say he is a Donald Trump supporter?


7 posted on 11/05/2022 10:49:32 AM PDT by jaycieg1
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To: John Semmens

Fellow American voters.....I am sitting in front of my TV LMAO, as the “Trump” Political Campaign Rally Crowd of supporters grows, minute by minute in Latrobe, Pennsylvania!!! At present there are about 10,000 Trump supporters there already and tons of other supporters are pouring in to the rally location!!!

Donald J, Trump will end this evening with at least 50,000 Trumpie supporters there, cheering him & the GOP Ticket candidates on to victory on upcoming election day!!!

Now American voters, let’s face the truth....The Democrat Rats & Thugs....Biden, Obama, Harris, Schumer, Oprah, the non loyalist Witch/Bitch, and the other low life, vermin filled Democrats scrounge up about 500-1000 supporters in total!!! Like I say , friends & enemies...me, is LMAO!!!

Go Trumpie, Go GOP, GO, MAGA!!! Long live free America!!! “AMEN”!!!


8 posted on 11/05/2022 10:50:03 AM PDT by JLAGRAYFOX (Defeat both the Republican (e) & Democrat (e) political parties....Forever!!!)
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To: John Semmens

Biden Rails Against ‘Enemies of Democracy‘

While looking in a mirror.


9 posted on 11/05/2022 10:54:02 AM PDT by Mouton (The enemy of the people is the media )
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To: John Semmens

So, what part of this is Satire? This sounds like typical MSM news reporting.


10 posted on 11/05/2022 10:55:51 AM PDT by Paperpusher (Gal 5:15 But if ye bite and devour one another, take heed that ye be not consumed one of another.)
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To: John Semmens

I don’t think Traitor Joe knows what democracy means.


11 posted on 11/05/2022 11:03:27 AM PDT by JudyinCanada (Maranatha)
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To: JLAGRAYFOX
Go Trumpie, Go GOP, GO, MAGA!!! Long live free America!!! “AMEN”!!!


12 posted on 11/05/2022 11:17:47 AM PDT by spokeshave (Proud Boys, Angry Dads and Grumpy Grandads.)
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To: John Semmens

Enemies of Libtardism


13 posted on 11/05/2022 2:24:33 PM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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