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Kamala Harris Demands To Know Who Locked Up All These Drug Offenders
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/10/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/10/2022 3:54:21 PM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — On the heels of President Biden announcing the release of those imprisoned for non-violent marijuana offenses, Kamala Harris is demanding answers on who locked all those people up in the first place.

"The community is the community, and that's real," she said in a statement. "And in the community, if a racist Attorney General, say in California, locks up the community, there won't be a community anymore. I need answers on who's responsible for this miscarriage of justice in our community. A community is a group of people who live together."

According to sources, Harris's two remaining staff members have been told to stop working on fixing the southern border and pour all their energy into finding out who's responsible for the mass incarceration that locked up thousands of minorities for non-violent drug charges. When informed that she herself played a part in mass incarceration, Harris responded by laughing awkwardly for a full 10 minutes and then firing her staff.

At publishing time, Harris confirmed she was close to finding answers, but would not get them until the "passage of time" was significant.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2022election; babylonbee; cackles; california; election2022; harris; kamala; kamalaharris; marijuana; pothead; time

1 posted on 10/10/2022 3:54:21 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Writing for the Bee has got to be one of the easiest and enjoyable jobs in the land. This administration writes the satire by itself.


2 posted on 10/10/2022 3:58:07 PM PDT by Salvavida (“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”)
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To: DFG
Kamala, Kamala
We love you Kamala
You're only a stroke away!
3 posted on 10/10/2022 3:58:44 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear (This is not a tagline.)
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To: DFG

Kamala Harris is so dumb that the Bee’s satire about her barely even hits as satire.


4 posted on 10/10/2022 4:00:08 PM PDT by cdcdawg (Hoes mad! LOL! )
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To: DFG

I did not guess this was the Babylon Bee. I thought it was a real story.


5 posted on 10/10/2022 4:02:21 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: DFG

Lordy how I love The Bee


6 posted on 10/10/2022 4:06:38 PM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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To: DFG

“The community is the community, and that’s real,” she said in a statement. “And in the community, if a racist Attorney General, say in California, locks up the community, there won’t be a community anymore.”

Good Lord.


7 posted on 10/10/2022 4:08:27 PM PDT by dljordan
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To: dljordan

It sounds like something she would actually say.


8 posted on 10/10/2022 4:10:04 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: DFG

Don’t ever test KH for THC. Levels off the charts.


9 posted on 10/10/2022 4:10:36 PM PDT by griswold3 (There are no solutions; there are only trade-offs. – Thomas Sowell)
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To: DFG

I only figured it out when she “fired her staff.” They just quit. Everything else is true to her.


10 posted on 10/10/2022 4:15:54 PM PDT by scott7278 (Those who beat their swords into plowshares usually end up plowing for those who kept their swords.)
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To: Salvavida

If a community organized they could get rid of the community organizer Camel-la and effect a community that didn’t need a community organizer to get a better community.


11 posted on 10/10/2022 4:31:30 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: DFG

Wisdom far beyond my comprehension!


12 posted on 10/10/2022 4:33:32 PM PDT by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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To: DFG

These things just write themselves, don’t they?
That’s what happens when you have a regime full of clowns.


13 posted on 10/10/2022 4:57:34 PM PDT by Bullish (Rot'sa Ruck America. )
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To: Salvavida
Writing for the Bee has got to be one of the easiest and enjoyable jobs in the land.

Yes, they get a lot of help, but they do it better than the rest. If it was easy, anyone could do it.

14 posted on 10/10/2022 5:00:45 PM PDT by FatherofFive (We support Trump. Not the GOP)
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To: scott7278

Imagine what kind of abusive work atmosphere it must be around BJ Harris. You got a plum government job you can’t get fired from. High 6 figures maybe 7 figures, gold plated medical insurance, you can “work from home” you got insider trading cliques you have access to. The World is your Oyster but it’s so bad with Harris that you say “ I cannot go another day at this “ and you just quit only 2 years in.


15 posted on 10/10/2022 5:30:24 PM PDT by atc23 (The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
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To: atc23

You got a plum government job you can’t get fired from. High 6 figures maybe 7 figures, gold plated medical insurance, you can “work from home” you got insider trading cliques you have access to. The World is your Oyster but it’s so bad with Harris that you say “ I cannot go another day at this “ and you just quit only 2 years in.

Your posting above makes one wonder, what their data is showing and in particular, focus groups, where she is the focus.


16 posted on 10/10/2022 5:49:48 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (Anyone, who can make you believe in absurdities, can make you commit atrocities!!" ~ (Voltaire)!, )
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To: DFG

“On the heels...” if I had been drinking coffee, I would have spit all of it onto the screen.


17 posted on 10/10/2022 5:51:38 PM PDT by rednesss (fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power )
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To: DFG

She is a stupid bitch.


18 posted on 10/10/2022 5:53:18 PM PDT by Delta 21 (MAGA Republican is my pronoun.)
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To: DFG
How many of these imprisoned persons were convicted of a charge which was pled down from something far more major. Plea deals are common, so who’s a former heroine dealer imprisoned, who are now there under a marijuana charge?

I’ll bet there are a bunch

19 posted on 10/10/2022 6:29:38 PM PDT by irish guard
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To: dljordan

statement ???

or the lyrics to a song ...

:)


20 posted on 10/10/2022 6:33:04 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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