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Fauci Makes Killing During Pandemic [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 October 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/05/2022 8:19:54 AM PDT by John Semmens

From a net worth of $7.5 million at the end of 2019, Dr. Anthony Fauci was able to boost his wealth to $12.6 million by the end of 2021. During 2021, as the federal government's highest paid bureaucrat, Fauci made $903,497 in federal income and benefits, royalties and travel perks totaling $919,205; and $910,174 in investment gains.

"I could see early on that Pfizer was going to make billions from its covid vaccine so I bought their stock," Fauci boasted. "By relentlessly advocating for vaccinations, including advising President Biden to mandate them hundreds of millions of jabs were administered in just the United States alone. Since Pfizer had a patent on the vaccine the mark-ups were fabulous."

"Then as the 'face of the pandemic' in America I became so famous that many people offered me paid speaking gigs," the Doctor said. "The best is yet to come, though. Eight-figure book deals are being thrown my way by several major publishing houses. As far as finances go, my coming retirement should be worry free."

For those who aren't doing so well financially, Washington Post Columnist Michelle Singletary has thoughtfully pointed out how the coming recession will benefit them, writing "if you've been wise enough to save your money, the crash in house prices will make it cheaper for you to buy the home you've always wanted. The rising cost of food will make losing the fat you've accumulated financially rewarding. And an abundance of jobs in the service sector for Uber drivers, pizza deliverers, sales clerks, waiters, cashiers, and customer service reps will increase your opportunities of landing a second job to supplement your income."

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics; Science
KEYWORDS: covid; food; housing; inflation; investments; jobs; pfizer; recession; satire

1 posted on 10/05/2022 8:19:54 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Yeah, he killed a million people and we are still counting.


2 posted on 10/05/2022 8:22:38 AM PDT by hflynn ( )
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To: John Semmens

Burn and rot in hell, Fauci (not satire).


3 posted on 10/05/2022 9:01:50 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: John Semmens

Who didn’t know that? That is what I have said all along. The slob is part of a patent on Covid 19. He gets money on every mask sold, every dose of vaccine, everything to do with the virus. That’s why the bastard keeps talking, trying to keep the pandemic going. What a slob of a man!


4 posted on 10/05/2022 9:10:13 AM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent (AL)
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To: hflynn

Making a killing while killing. It’s a leftist thing.


5 posted on 10/05/2022 9:10:18 AM PDT by Qwapisking ("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" LStar)
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To: John Semmens

He’s the kind of doc that would prescribe 15-20 different pills..where maybe 3 or less would do.


6 posted on 10/05/2022 9:14:17 AM PDT by Leep (Hillary will NEVER be president! 😁)
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To: Qwapisking

Right.


7 posted on 10/05/2022 9:21:37 AM PDT by hflynn ( )
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To: John Semmens

Fauci lied people died. He belongs in prison.


8 posted on 10/05/2022 9:37:23 AM PDT by George J. Jetso
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To: John Semmens

Yes, indeed a killing.

Well played.


9 posted on 10/05/2022 10:35:31 AM PDT by OKSooner ("Nucular combat, toe to toe with the Rooskies!")
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To: John Semmens

10 posted on 10/05/2022 3:36:01 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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