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Loser Saban Believed to Be Creature of Myth
All Hogs on FanNation ^ | Oct 1, 2022 | Kent Smith

Posted on 10/02/2022 7:56:23 AM PDT by where's_the_Outrage?

While one has never been sighted in Arkansas, Sam Pittman hopeful he can document its existence this weekend

FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. – Most people don't believe it's a real thing, but there is scientific evidence that a Loser Saban exists deep in the woods of the Southeast United States.

Plenty of people know about the more dominant species, the Nick Saban, which can be found from as far south as Florida, as far west as Texas, and as far north as Kentucky and northern parts of Missouri. There have even been reports that Nick Sabans might soon move into parts of Oklahoma.

However, Loser Sabans are thought to be mere myth in much of the country. A flurry of sightings were made in 2007 when six of the 25 took place, including one every weekend in the month of November.

Then Loser Sabans went virtually dormant and people stopped believing they exist.

Head into any gas station or bait shop in Arkansas and start talking about one and you'll get a bit of side eye at best.

(Excerpt) Read more at msn.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: alabama; bama; crimsontide; saban; thugfactories
RTR, Love Live St Nick.
1 posted on 10/02/2022 7:56:23 AM PDT by where's_the_Outrage?
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To: where's_the_Outrage?

Bama had a Hog Roast yesterday...yummy!


2 posted on 10/02/2022 7:59:52 AM PDT by 6ppc (Democrats would have to climb Everest to reach the level of "scum of the earth")
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To: where's_the_Outrage?

Hm. I shot one of these on my last visit to Ark. The taxidermist refused to stuff it for me, so I just brought it home and put it in the freezer.


3 posted on 10/02/2022 8:00:34 AM PDT by Scarlett156 (My aluminum baseball bat keeps telling me it wants to talk to J3rry S3infeld. Hm. )
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To: where's_the_Outrage?

I don’t know what game they were watching, but I saw winner Saban out there.


4 posted on 10/02/2022 8:01:28 AM PDT by meyer (FBI = KGB for the DNC; IRS = Gestapo)
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To: where's_the_Outrage?

Roll Tide!


5 posted on 10/02/2022 8:11:42 AM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (Fraud vitiates everything. )
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To: where's_the_Outrage?

Loser Saban?? That was a long, long time ago


6 posted on 10/02/2022 8:13:19 AM PDT by God luvs America (63.5 million pay no income tax and vote for DemoKrats...)
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To: where's_the_Outrage?

I haven’t watched a Razorback game since the Longhorns thrashed them at Fayetteville back in 1969.


7 posted on 10/02/2022 8:15:25 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar ( FR is on GAB! https://gab.com/groups/67851)
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To: God luvs America

Ole Miss is playing them soon. Might get to see him again.


8 posted on 10/02/2022 8:27:55 AM PDT by struggle
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To: where's_the_Outrage?

There was an episode many years ago of Finding Loser Saban, claiming a sighting in the swamps directly west of Broward county.


9 posted on 10/02/2022 8:28:12 AM PDT by C19fan
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To: All

Auburn coughed up a fur ball yesterday in the Tiger Bowl.


10 posted on 10/02/2022 8:47:24 AM PDT by FLNittany (Autotune is jealous of Karen Carpenter)
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To: FLNittany

And what the hell was UGA doing against Mizzou?


11 posted on 10/02/2022 8:49:44 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

15-14 is a thrashing?


12 posted on 10/02/2022 9:36:07 AM PDT by Nathan _in_Arkansas (Hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats. )
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To: where's_the_Outrage?

Oh, he’s known around this house as Windsor Valanse.

wy69


13 posted on 10/02/2022 10:00:25 AM PDT by whitney69
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To: where's_the_Outrage?

Alabama feasted of roasted pig yesterday.


14 posted on 10/02/2022 11:45:50 AM PDT by tennmountainman ( Less Lindell CONS, More AZ Style Audits)
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To: All

as long as he keeps his leftist views in check and continue to win, he will be tide’s coach for life.


15 posted on 10/02/2022 1:16:44 PM PDT by VAFreedom (Wuhan Pneumonia-Made by CCP, Copyright Xi Jingping)
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