CDC Recommends Masturbation 6 Feet Apart, Sex With Clothes On, Virtual Sex To Reduce Risk Of Monkeypox

The Gateway Pundit ^ | August 6, 2022 | Alicia Powe

[Macho MAGA Man]

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued guidelines instructing the public on how to mitigate the risk of transmitting monkeypox while engaging sexually with a partner.

While touting the monkeypox vaccine, CDC recommends anyone with monkeypox abstain from sex.

"Vaccination is an important tool in preventing the spread of monkeypox. But given the current limited supply of vaccine, consider temporarily changing some behaviors that may increase your risk of being exposed. These temporary changes will help slow the spread of monkeypox until vaccine supply is adequate,” the federal agency states in its Aug. 5 guidance.”If you or a partner has monkeypox, the best way to protect yourself and others is to avoid sex of any kind (oral, anal, vaginal) and do not kiss or touch each other’s bodies while you are sick, especially any rash. Do not share things like towels, fetish gear, sex toys, and toothbrushes.”

The CDC goes on to outline various ways to prevent transmission of the virus during sex.

[Macho MAGA Man]

Good Lord, Almighty! I wonder how Pete Buttigieg and George Takei feels about this?

[escapefromboston]

This article was so gay it gave me monkeypox

[dfwgator]

This movie becomes more and more real with every passing day.

[rockabyebaby]

LMAO! Good one!

[ground_fog]

These people are demented demon psychopaths. complete given over to a reprobate mind.

[ansel12]

Sounds romantic.

I dread to hear the new love songs coming out of this.

[airborne]

Fagsml aren’t gonna do any of that.

Its against their deviant nature.

[airborne]

Fags aren’t gonna do any of that.

Its against their deviant nature.

[Nifster]

Fauci recommended masking up while kissing

[fhayek]

Six feet away. Hell no. My standard distance is a ten foot pole. And even then...

[miserare]

CDC are a bunch of vile lechers and should not, at any time, be closer than a half mile to decent people!

[Macho MAGA Man]

😂

[JBW1949]

I read the title and knew this had to be Babylon Bee...SMH!!!!

[Jane Long]

He probably personally tests ALL of his sick, er, recommendations.

[ealgeone]

...consider temporarily changing some behaviors that may increase your risk of being exposed.

Change some behaviors????

[Lazamataz]

The Babylon Bee must sue the CDC for Satire Infringement.

[ZULU]

DemocRats are jerk-***s

[frank ballenger]

LOL

Leslie Nielsen told everyone to stay safe long ago....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byn1w6GmGLo

[Secret Agent Man]

This will be a great success.

We all know how well the homosexual community listens to any kind of medical advice regarding sexual practices.

[SkyDancer]

Wow - next up: Don’t even think about sex just in case you get it by thinking.