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CDC Recommends Masturbation 6 Feet Apart, Sex With Clothes On, Virtual Sex To Reduce Risk Of Monkeypox
The Gateway Pundit ^ | August 6, 2022 | Alicia Powe

Posted on 08/06/2022 3:29:09 PM PDT by Macho MAGA Man

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To: JBW1949

I thought it was the Bee too.

I’ve never been able to get six feet away from myself no matter how hard I try.


41 posted on 08/06/2022 4:24:47 PM PDT by TigersEye (The Democrat Party is criminal, unAmerican and illegitimate )
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To: Macho MAGA Man

The government says to buff your clown at a safe distance.


42 posted on 08/06/2022 4:30:19 PM PDT by dainbramaged (Louis XVI of France and I share a common ancestor, but I still have my head.)
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To: Macho MAGA Man

OMG! This recommendation is only for homosexuals who HAVE monkeypox. I say homosexuals, because that ilk has 96% of monkeypox STD. Normal humans have the wherewithal to not have sex, when they’re communicable.


43 posted on 08/06/2022 4:31:22 PM PDT by NetAddicted (Just looking)
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To: Macho MAGA Man

Eeeeeew. Just go watch tv or read a book for a few weeks.


44 posted on 08/06/2022 4:37:18 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Nature, art, silence, simplicity, peace. And fungi.)
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To: alloysteel
"""What's the point?"""

Read this to learn.

45 posted on 08/06/2022 4:39:40 PM PDT by ansel12 ( Kill a Commie for Mommy, proud NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

“... any kind of medical advice regarding sexual practices”

I’d call it tactical advice.


46 posted on 08/06/2022 4:45:21 PM PDT by cymbeline
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To: Macho MAGA Man

You know the end is near when the left actually advocates abstinenece.


47 posted on 08/06/2022 4:47:49 PM PDT by unlearner ( Si vis pacem, para bellum. Let him who desires peace prepare for war.)
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To: Macho MAGA Man
"Sex with Clothes on" Ah, memories! Will be just like being back in Junior High. I think we called that "Dry Humping" back in the day!
48 posted on 08/06/2022 5:00:40 PM PDT by apillar
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To: Macho MAGA Man; Impy; BillyBoy; GOPsterinMA; NFHale; LS; campaignPete R-CT; AuH2ORepublican; ...
Tallywhacker + Vagina =

Tallywhacker + Anus =

49 posted on 08/06/2022 5:06:55 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (America Owes Anita Bryant An Enormous Apology)
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To: Lazamataz

Post of the month.


50 posted on 08/06/2022 5:09:15 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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To: Macho MAGA Man
That reminds me.:.
51 posted on 08/06/2022 5:18:39 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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To: Macho MAGA Man

And to think we’re all bring taxes at gunpoint to pay for this “brilliant” advice too …
Barf!!!


52 posted on 08/06/2022 5:26:25 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: Macho MAGA Man

“How to more safely be a sick pervert”


53 posted on 08/06/2022 5:36:50 PM PDT by Republican Wildcat
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To: Macho MAGA Man

Is this really the overreacting CDC from the covid peaks? My God they have gotten soft. Remember the covid nazis screaming for the gubbmint to make quarantine camps for anyone that tested positive on one of the phony pcr or chinese supplied tests?. Now it’s oh well, keep your distance and don’t touch each other (as if the rump rangers pay one bit of attention to non rump rangers)..


54 posted on 08/06/2022 5:45:12 PM PDT by redcatcherb412
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To: fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA; NFHale; BillyBoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWtsGxHuAxs&ab_channel=lollololloollolol


55 posted on 08/06/2022 6:26:52 PM PDT by Impy ("We didn't steal the election, we swear!!!" - Sincerely, The Election Thieves )
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To: alloysteel

Used to be, that would get you kicked off of the bus.


56 posted on 08/06/2022 6:30:50 PM PDT by Do_Tar (Do I really need a /joke?)
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To: Macho MAGA Man

I recommend trinoacitol.


57 posted on 08/06/2022 6:40:05 PM PDT by Ignatz (Winner of a prestigious 1960 Y-chromosome award!)
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To: Macho MAGA Man

Unless they hear that advice straight from Ronald Reagan, they won’t believe it.


58 posted on 08/06/2022 6:46:23 PM PDT by TChad ("Joe, we should evacuate the civilians before the military. You understand that, right? Joe?")
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To: airborne
I think you were on to something.. "fagasm"... 🤔
59 posted on 08/06/2022 7:00:25 PM PDT by Bikkuri (I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
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To: Macho MAGA Man

We have this huge gummint agency with budgets in the billions and thousands of employees so we can get this?


60 posted on 08/06/2022 7:02:15 PM PDT by lasereye
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