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CDC Recommends Masturbation 6 Feet Apart, Sex With Clothes On, Virtual Sex To Reduce Risk Of Monkeypox
The Gateway Pundit ^
| August 6, 2022
| Alicia Powe
Posted on 08/06/2022 3:29:09 PM PDT by Macho MAGA Man
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To: dfwgator
Then there’s that scene from Judge Dredd.
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posted on
08/06/2022 3:47:56 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
( I make airplanes fly, what's your super power?)
To: Macho MAGA Man
Preaching discipline and restraint is futile if it wasn’t taught at home, and if it was, it’s not necessary.
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posted on
08/06/2022 3:49:01 PM PDT
by
Spok
(The Great Reset has promised to destroy our way of life. Believe it!)
To: Macho MAGA Man
I think these people sit in a bar, clink their drinks, snicker, and ponder how they can degenerate the culture in whatever way they can, see just how far they can push the peasants to determine what they can get away with. And with very few elected representatives with balls enough to tell them to go to hell.
Has Secretary Pete learned how to breast feed yet? Is he staying six feet away from his husband?
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posted on
08/06/2022 3:49:16 PM PDT
by
odawg
To: JBW1949
“I read the title and knew this had to be Babylon Bee..!”
CDC Recommends Masturbation 6 Feet Apart, Sex With Clothes On, Virtual Sex To Reduce Risk Of Monkeypox!”
Later after the stunning, I realized, that it was just CDC doing what it has done for decades!
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posted on
08/06/2022 3:49:57 PM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(Anyone, who can make you believe in absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.!" ~ (Voltaire)!!)
To: Macho MAGA Man
CDC: “Uh, we don’t know if this vaccine for monkeypox works or not. But we’d love to give you some and add you to our database.”
Will the CDC set up a VAERS-like database for monkeypox?
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posted on
08/06/2022 3:50:04 PM PDT
by
upchuck
(The longer I remain unjabbed with the clot-shot, the more evidence I see supporting my decision.)
To: Macho MAGA Man
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posted on
08/06/2022 3:50:45 PM PDT
by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
To: ansel12
I dread to hear the new love songs coming out of this. LOL! New grocery store music.
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posted on
08/06/2022 3:50:52 PM PDT
by
Allegra
To: Macho MAGA Man
So much for two weeks to flatten the curve.
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posted on
08/06/2022 3:54:05 PM PDT
by
SaxxonWoods
(The only way to secure your own future is to create it yourself.)
To: miserare
“CDC are a bunch of vile lechers and should not, at any time, be closer than a half mile to decent people!”
That, allows them to have free access, 24/7, to people in DC and Atlanta!
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posted on
08/06/2022 3:55:43 PM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(Anyone, who can make you believe in absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.!" ~ (Voltaire)!!)
To: Macho MAGA Man
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posted on
08/06/2022 3:57:18 PM PDT
by
Skywise
To: Macho MAGA Man
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posted on
08/06/2022 3:58:43 PM PDT
by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
To: Macho MAGA Man
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posted on
08/06/2022 4:02:29 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(I do not recognize Biden’s authority. )
To: Macho MAGA Man
Masturbation 6 feet apart?
What’s the point? This is something that may be done with NOBODY else present. Just exhibitionism. Might satisfy some egos, but the mind and spirit grow ever more warped.
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posted on
08/06/2022 4:04:32 PM PDT
by
alloysteel
(There are folks running the government who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches - Will Rogers)
To: fhayek
> My standard distance is a ten foot pole. And even then...
I always insist on using somebody else’s ...
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posted on
08/06/2022 4:04:54 PM PDT
by
glorgau
To: dfwgator
Olds 4-4-2 with bucket seats!
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posted on
08/06/2022 4:05:53 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
To: Macho MAGA Man
Wow... I just knew that had to be a Babylon Bee headline... Sadly I was wrong.
To: Macho MAGA Man
LOL, damn the BEE!!!
wait... wut???
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posted on
08/06/2022 4:07:55 PM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: SaveFerris
the Camaro was a cross btwn sexual athletics, and self abuse...
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posted on
08/06/2022 4:10:47 PM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: Chode; dfwgator
How about a rat burger 🍔?
Only costs one Rolex watch ⌚!
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posted on
08/06/2022 4:13:13 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
To: Macho MAGA Man
This is aimed at the male homosexual folks and is good advice but silly sounding and probably impossible to do.
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posted on
08/06/2022 4:13:28 PM PDT
by
arthurus
( covfefe o)
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